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Aural Fixation
 Post subject: Texts From Last Night
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:33 am 
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Have we talked about this?

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my mouth tastes like bad choices

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I think Gar brought it up in the FMyLife thread.

I'm addicted to this site.

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i haven't heard of that

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(202): I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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i think its kind of dumb. cause you can type anything into that box and pretend like you had actually texted that. FAKE

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Don't kill my morning laughter, Cats.

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sorry aural
those weren't really texts sent to anyone

there is no santa clause

(612): bring your santa costume, or at least the hat

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Aural Fixation Wrote:
Don't kill my morning laughter, Cats.

No joke. It almost doesn't matter if they're fake or not.

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wenchlette Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
Don't kill my morning laughter, Cats.

No joke. It almost doesn't matter if they're fake or not.


are you trying to lob me a softball?

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catswilleatyou Wrote:
wenchlette Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
Don't kill my morning laughter, Cats.

No joke. It almost doesn't matter if they're fake or not.


are you trying to lob me a softball?


Why don't you just swing anyway?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:51 am 
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CAUSE IT FAKE

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CAUSE IT FAKE


you dislike poetry because it is fake too? I mean "my mouth tastes like bad choices" is poetry, no?

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some of them are undeniably fake, the way they come across like a back-and-forth comedy act from the 40s

perfect amos n andy-style delivery

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There is something different when the story is supposed to be genuine, vs. just something someone thought would've been funny to say.

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Poetry man, poetry.
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(831): Best new insult = "Thundercunt"


Poetry man, poetry.


Santa Cruz!

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Fake or not, these are enjoyable to read.

I believe these are real more than I believe any of the FML ones are.
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(615): drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.


:lol: :lol: oh, man

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(612): bring your santa costume, or at least the hat


If I had a dollar for every time I'd recieved this one...

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sorry aural
those weren't really texts sent to anyone

there is no santa clause

(612): bring your santa costume, or at least the hat


Santa has a clause?
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more like a "stipulation"

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I will kindly preemptively ask people not to post a picture of Tim Allen in "The Santa Clause". Thank you...

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I will kindly preemptively ask people not to post a picture of Tim Allen in "The Santa Clause". Thank you...


Isn't referencing this just as bad as actually doing what you requested not be done?
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uuHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

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