Joe, I always read "pussydick_taco" the same way Shock G says "crazywhack_funky" in "The Humpty Dance".

I've definitely received some texts that would fit right into the site.

excellent.

(703): It's like God shit irony all over that family

and fake or not, this one is killing me:

(417): Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.

I submitted this but it wouldn't post, so I'll just share with Obner. Got this around 2:20 am Sunday/Monday from a friend who I had seen playing at a bar earlier in the night.

"So the backstory on that crazy chick who parked in the street is she caught her fiance fucking another dude this morning."

Texts from Last Nite obviously honours the Down-Low Code.

(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.