so this girl i dated over 15 years ago in high school found me on facebook, tells me her husband died two years ago, has 3 kids, and is terribly lonely.

lonely as in 'texting me late at night asking to cuddle'

i haven't seen this chick in over a decade

what to do?

clearly this is an impossibly complex moral and eithical dilemma

ask her for pics

seen 'em

sad to say, time has not been kind

And you're asking what to do?

send her your condolences and leave her alone. She's in a bad place and you don't want to go there. It will end badly. Trust me.

I have to agree.

When in doubt, TOOKS, show it to her.

so she'll do anything?

definitely not egging the situation on...just don't know how to not be a dick about it

somebody post a gif

well, then obviously you should not take advantage of her fragile emotional state

i'm not trying to justify a lay here, bab

understood

just give her someone to talk to

probably best to keep the contact in online form

on an unrelated note, i'm happy to have finally earned a gar-handle

Have your way with her then fake your own death, but delete your Facebook page first.

this is the random thread?

i hate young hardcore kids. they ruin everything and should kill themselves immediately.

also, i hate gangs that don't sell crack. they are fake gangs and all they do is hang out, eat broccoli, not drink, and beat people up for no reason.

my brothers know some of these kids and for fun they apparently hang out with their guy friends and pull their dicks out and whirl them like a windmill.. they are closet homosexuals, and there is nothing wrong with that, but they would beat me up if i said that to their face.

this is pretty amazing. . .

Paleontologists brought to tears, laughter by Creation Museum




the museum's site

Jardine, a palaeobiologist graduate student from the University of Birmingham, was having fun on the tour, but told a reporter that he was disturbed by the museum's cartoonish portrayal of scientists and teachers.


this utter contempt for knowledge and inquiry will NEVER CEASE to baffle me

Tell her you killed her husband.

"i killed your husband...with brain cancer."

By shoving your cock in his throat repeatedly.

fu...

And failing that you've always got "SHHHHHHH" to fall back on.

Tell her you would love to get in her guts but don't want to catch widow.