This comment had me rolling:

cuz this totally has that wannabe Underoath feel to it.

(not that Underoath is particularly original to begin with... buuuut...)

Don't you guys see the artistry to this? I mean come on, they all have black t-shirts and the girl is wearing white.

I honestly thought you people liked this stuff.

I think i'm addicted to this song. it's awful and fantastic at the same time. i'm glad i'm not a teenager anymore...i could have ended up with an Attack Attack! T-shirt or something.

Are these guys big with the hot topic crowd?

they're most likely big with the hot topic crowd that doesn't want you to think they're the hot topic crowd

sadly, these fuckers are most likely already selling out all ages venues and probably making a grand a night in merch

"Any color T you want, as long as it's black."

i thought for sure they'd toss in keyboard kat

"oh, you want the skull tee? which one, they're all skull tees..."

Hardcore running in place.

I think there may have been some emo in there too.

Just another Christian Rock band with an identity complex. Their lyrics remind me of Cartman's 4+1 South Park episode.

just as i suspected...

they're on every date of the warped tour and they have over 120K myspace friends

i hate marketing

Wait, they're a christian band? Oh, i never would have been sucked in as an impressionable teenager then. The one thing I was never open to.

lol, that's brilliant.

Yeah- I liked this: The moment we first see them, heads nodding frantically like a pack of novelty dashboard toys who've been nailed to the dashboard of a milk float delivering malfunctioning vibrators down a cobbled street. That's a pretty unbeatable moment.

And this: And I'm sure they're pleased with themselves too. As they wander off. Into the sunset. Or sunrise. Or sun. Leaving this poor woman for deaf.