I just saw this and thought it necessitated a thread all its own. It seemed like it went for around 3 to 4 hours but was onjly like 80 minutes long. It just dragged oooon and ooon and ooon and ooon. It was quite possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I've never felt so lethargic and weighed down after seeing a movie. I should probably sue the production company for stealing 3 to 4 hours of my life.

Worst movie of all time.

I think I made a thread about this movie a month or two ago. Basically, I rented Envy but couldn't force myself to sit through the entire thing. It was that bad. Ben Stiller gave by far his worst acting performance ever in it.

What made Stiller's character even more irritating was that he acted like he had the worst life in the world yet he was married to fucking Rachel Weisz and his best friend treated him like a king. Cry me a river asshole.

I saw this at the theater. I win.

whenever people hate movies, i feel a strong desire to see them.
did you guys like "Joe Dirt"

As of 2 weeks ago, my new "worst movie of all time" is Urban Menace, starring Big Pun and Fat Joe.

That's like taking the gold at the Special Olympics, right?

An ego boost, and you get a pizza-party, but you'll still be retarded, right?

Yep, that's exactly what I was going for! Man, it was just not funny.

This review should help anyone thinking about seeing it.
http://movie-reviews.colossus.net/movies/e/envy.html

Two things about that review that ain't right:

Toys and The Cable Guy are both good movies. Weird messes, but good movies.

True, The Cable Guy was a good movie. I've never seen Toys though.

Plus I will, at least one time anyway, watch ANY movie that Chris Walken is in. Period.

The Cable Guy is the only movie I've seen 3 times at a movie theatre.

I read horrible reviews for this movie.
Two friends of mine rented it and told me it was awful.

shit Walken is in this?!?!?!?
i love Walken in horrible comedies.

no i HAVE to see it.

Walken has one great line in this flick. But it's so great that you want to replay it and watch it over and over.

A frostingspoon and a spoonful?

No problem. I change my username twice a day anyway.

Watch out everyone, the spoons are on the attack.

Our entire alien fleet could be taken out with a single disapproving glare from Polly Six or something.

I didn't call myself frostingspoon at hipinion because there were boarders called The Frosty and Spoonful.

Changed my name at a different board I used to post at because the admin said it sounded inappropriate for the all-ages posters there. So I used frostingnotimplyinganythinginappropriatespoon for a couple of days then changed it to Rain Tree Crow.

I'm preparing the gigantic magnets as our "peace talks" progress.

The Spoon comes in peace, bearing gifts