JULY RANDUMB

toots · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:29 pm

Dangerous Wrote:

Finch Platte Wrote:

What on earth would posess farmers to put beehives directly next to a busy road? :roll:

I must have killed hundreds as I drove by at 55 mph. Multiply this by hundreds of trucks daily, and you have a recipe for, duh, no bees. :cry:

http://honeybeesdisappearing.com/

looks like a 16 year old girl wrote and designed that website.

i bet her car tasted delicious

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

boner pills Wrote:

i asked a bartender tonight if he knew how to make an old fashioned and he got all in a huff "yeah, i can make an old fashioned". dude ignored me next time i came up so no tip for you, douchebag.

Asshole probably just dumped the sugar right into the bourbon, too. No appreciation for the finer things...

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:22 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197314/Woman-85-lay-dead-flat-years-noticed-missing.html

Woman, 85, lay dead in her flat for FIVE YEARS before anyone noticed

The badly decomposed remains of an 89-year-old woman were discovered in her flat five years after she died, police revealed today.

Isabella Purves' body was only found after a downstairs neighbour noticed water dripping through the ceiling of her tenement flat and reported it to the local council.

Officers forced their way into her flat, fighting through the piles of unopened mail which had gathered behind her front door, before making the gruesome discovery.

It is thought nobody noticed Miss Purves was missing as her pension was paid directly into a bank account and bills were paid by direct debit.

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:17 pm

i always do a doubletake when i see paul severino on espn and think it's dennis from it's always sunny in philadelphia.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:08 am

Buffalo Wild Wing's Asian Zing sauce is mighty tasty.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Just made the best Frito pie ever.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:10 am

I'm thinking that spending the night at work to avoid MJ Memorial traffic tomorrow is a good idea.

paper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:33 am

shiv's sig is cracking me up, I can remember meeting a dude just like that one night in Madison during college...I think he said he'd been up since Thursday and it was a Saturday night. Dude could not stop jawing, must've had 10 pills in his system.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:01 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Just made the best Frito pie ever.

Details?

toots · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:04 pm

i'll bet you could make a good pie out of bugles as well

mmm...that sounds good

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

Just made the best Frito pie ever.

Details?

Make chili. Then, line a casserole pan with fritos (I used original, since I using chili cheese flavor might explode my head). Dump chili into pan on top of fritos. Add another layer of fritos. Then, shredded cheese on top of the whole thing. Then bake for 20 minutes.

Allow 1 hour for heart stoppage.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:25 pm

I have never had a casserole pan's worth! Yeesh!

The Frito Bowl was a staple every softball season -- now and then, I buy a back of original Fritos, can of chili (no beans) and make me a bowl. Yum yum!

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:33 pm

apparently, my boss has a stroke last night. everyone at work was estatic.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:38 pm

has anybody posted that trig palin spider robot gif?

anyone care to post/repost?

i can't find it

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I have never had a casserole pan's worth! Yeesh!

oh, I made way too much. I think I have my lunch for today already figured out.

The worst part is that for one of my classes, I'm documenting everything I eat for a week, so I'm going to look like a whacko. Maybe I'll just balance it out with caprese sandwiches for the rest of the week...

discostu · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:10 pm

shhh and the midols Wrote:

has anybody posted that trig palin spider robot gif?

anyone care to post/repost?

i can't find it

Try page 4 of this thread

toots · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:12 pm

good lookin out, stu

i have a comical thread resolution awaiting me on facebook

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

headline: Kung Fu killer jailed for Murder

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:40 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I have never had a casserole pan's worth! Yeesh!

oh, I made way too much. I think I have my lunch for today already figured out.

The worst part is that for one of my classes, I'm documenting everything I eat for a week, so I'm going to look like a whacko. Maybe I'll just balance it out with caprese sandwiches for the rest of the week...

I'll be right over when those caprese sandwiches are ready.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

[img][394:500]http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r442/MFNW/20UMFNW823533-1.jpg[/img]

worst PPDD festival ever?

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

this is worse:

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

ok u win

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:04 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

[img][394:500]http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r442/MFNW/20UMFNW823533-1.jpg[/img]

worst PPDD festival ever?

Totally brah. Maybe they should drop Bad Brains and toughen up the line up with some acoustic alt-hangover unoffensive mumbling singer/songwriter.

toots · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:16 pm

the board is so painfully divided along festival credibility lines

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

sorry to offend your sensitive psyches

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