ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!
FUCK OFF!
Seriously, I need to see Amazon ratings projected on to a book before I buy it? Well for a start Amazon ratings are a bunch of bullshit because most people are cretins and secondly I have my own mind and I decide if I buy a book based on my own interests, likes and dislikes, with no need for 'information technology' because I have a working brain! But no, you are WRONG Konsty, information is king! You can buy anything with a four or five star rating with 100% guaranteed success rate because you'll be informed by the sort of people that write "I've not actually heard/read this yet but the last one was awesome so I'm giving it 5 stars. Can't wait to hear/read it."
Oh wait, the amazing new capability to see projected on a person, details from blogs and interweb pages! NEWSFLASH! There are only about 1,000,000,000,000 unread blogs on the internet and 1,000,000,000,000,000 abandoned blogs because NO ONE CARES. Their nearest and dearest don't care, I don't care, even they don't care which is why almost everyone bores themselves into stopping blogging. I don't even want to SEE most people never mind their inane interests and details projected in 64 point font! OH YOU LIKE CAMERAS! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! LETS BE FRIENDS!
No but wait, you can draw a watch on your wrist and it appears like magic! That must be fun for simpletons for, oh, 15 minutes, cos actually its a lot more effort than actually looking a real watch on your wrist. I know its crazy! I just tilted my wrist slightly and saw the time in split seconds and zero effort instead of actually having to draw something on my arm!
At least I'll be able to know all available information on TOILET ROLL before I buy and wipe my arse with it because its SO crucial to me. What kind of paper is it? Where does it come from? What is the atomic structure of all the chemicals used in the process of making toilet paper? Does it come in different colours? Who distributed it? Do the makers have a pro or anti abortion political stance? How many perforations? So much information I NEED to know.
Meanwhile about half the planet doesn't have clean drinking water. Congratulations development team! You must be so proud!
Everyone involved with this, who applauded this, who has any interest in this (mainly Orwellian dictators), you are all scumbags. That's right scumbags.
You won't be happy until we're all the rape toys of fucking robots.
_________________ He has arrived, the mountebank from Bohemia, he has arrived, preceded by his reputation. Evil Dr. K "The Jimmy McNulty of Payment Protection Insurance"
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