I played Guitar Hero for the first time in a long time last night and I suck. so. bad.

i'm horrible also

even at the drums on rock band. and i used to teach drums.

The only thing I'm halfway decent at in Rock Band is singing. Forget drumming. I've never felt so much like a girl thanks for a video game before.

can you play groupie?

For the right Rock Band Rock Group... you betcha.

I would still do anything that little guy to the right of Rob wanted.

Carnegie Mellon has cracked the SSN code
http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/145774

Knob Creek bourbon shortage

http://tinyurl.com/knobcreekshortage

Somebody tell me if this is real or not, and if so, why am I not on my way to go buy a fuckin xbox and 9 cases of beer.

Grandma, is that you?

[img][650:287]http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4060/mutty.png[/img]

Today we get the luxury of sitting through one beautiful second:

12:34:56 7/8/09

Is that random enough?

edit: hm. I guess this happens twice today--so, TWO beautiful seconds.

that's...kind've awesome

This coffee mug at my sister-in-law's place stopped me in my tracks.

that reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDGGZU

We came home late one night last week to her sister's place, and that mug was sitting just like that on the counter, facing the door, right under the light... both of them staring at me in eery stereo. I photographed it as it lay, without touching anything.

Go towards the light, coffee mug kitty, go towards the light...

Spam email heading this morning:

"How to use sexual awareness to have great sex."


Well thanks. I was using it for drywalling.

Scroll down for a great story about a former client of mine:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/anneschroeder/

After that picture, the phone rang, and he answered a banana.

so i guess now he's in a coma, which they induced, but couldn't get him back out of.

vie for a promotion

HEY REMEMBER VICTORIA JACKSON?

quoted from breitbart's big hollywood website:

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized the trick.

You see, evil doesn't just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so you'll let it in. It tricks you. [...]

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can't speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude [sic], really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!

Hitler did this. He killed the weak, the sick, the old, and babies and races/religions he didn't like. Hitler also controlled the media. (Where's the public debate between scientists on "Climate Change/Global Warming?") Hitler had the VW bug invented as the state car. What will O's nationalized car be? So... kill off the weak. That's the plan. Tax the workers to death. Erase the middle class. Sounds like the evil governments we studied in high school long ago. The evil governments were : kings, oligarchies, facist [sic], socialist, and communist. Now it's called the Obama Administration. Sounds like candy or a rock band.