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oh no. it was close up videos of swollen teats being squeezed by a doctor's hand right into the camera. kinda weird but the 15 year old in me had a raging pregtit boner


Prolly resembled a cum-shot (come-shot?), to a point, as well. Maybe just in POV porno, though.


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you ever drink a mouthful of milk and spray it out between your clenched teeth? imagine that but coming from a veiny boob right at ya


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you ever drink a mouthful of milk and spray it out between your clenched teeth? imagine that but coming from a veiny boob right at ya


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$75? I fucking wish. Ours is $300.


:haha:

Ours was $45 - we had the one day class this saturday where I could have fucking gotten the message THE FIRST TIME THEY TOLD ME and made the class about an hour long. Instead it was 6 hours of repetition.

Only to be told that we'll be making the decision on when to schedule the C on Friday. Ol Happy Clam ain't turnin on his own, and with the risk factors, we gettin that zipper.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Key to note, don't encourage your wife to eat before birthing. It's especially lovely while your wife is pushing and shitting at the same time. Those are good times.


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the placenta sure was bigger and grosser than i expected, even after the class tried to prepare me for it.


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the placenta sure was bigger and grosser than i expected, even after the class tried to prepare me for it.


Are you just trying to serve up batting practice pitches for Monty when he's already on a tear today?

Sweet Christ.

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the placenta sure was bigger and grosser than i expected, even after the class tried to prepare me for it.


Are you just trying to serve up batting practice pitches for Monty when he's already on a tear today?

Sweet Christ.


Don't worry, Cap'n's already planning on letting neuro cut the chord and for shiv to eat the placenta.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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most ladies are crappin when theyre pushin the kid out


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Senator LOMIT LooGAR Wrote:
Thee Chad Wrote:
This guy is Black Putin Wrote:
the placenta sure was bigger and grosser than i expected, even after the class tried to prepare me for it.


Are you just trying to serve up batting practice pitches for Monty when he's already on a tear today?

Sweet Christ.


Don't worry, Cap'n's already planning on letting neuro cut the chord and for shiv to eat the placenta.


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I sit corrected.

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Can those of us who have "cut the cord" agree that it was very similar to cutting a large rubberband? In my mind ahead of time I thought it would be easier to cut. I figured that with how sharp all of the instruments are, it has to be like slicing warm butter, but oddly ... was not. It took a few chomps for me. ))

Still the coolest thing ever.

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Senator LOMIT LooGAR Wrote:
Thee Chad Wrote:
This guy is Black Putin Wrote:
the placenta sure was bigger and grosser than i expected, even after the class tried to prepare me for it.


Are you just trying to serve up batting practice pitches for Monty when he's already on a tear today?

Sweet Christ.


Don't worry, Cap'n's already planning on letting neuro cut the chord and for shiv to eat the placenta.


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I opened this thread, immediately regretted it, then got to this post and guffawed.

excellent save.

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Can those of us who have "cut the cord" agree that it was very similar to cutting a large rubberband? In my mind ahead of time I thought it would be easier to cut. I figured that with how sharp all of the instruments are, it has to be like slicing warm butter, but oddly ... was not. It took a few chomps for me. ))

Still the coolest thing ever.


I think it took three for me and blood shot across the room on to a wall about 6-7 feet away. It didn't go as smoothly as I hoped it would...

We never had to (got to?) do the class due to Beth's preterm labor issues but we both did alright when the time came.

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So did most of you guys do Lamaze or Bradley?

We're gonna sign up for Bradley, I think.

And congrats, Bloor.


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I don't really wanna cut the cord, I don't think. I donno. Maybe that will change. Not something I have any desire to do personally, at this point.


Also we haven't gotten to the chapter about how massive the placenta will be, so there's that to look forward to.


And the room she teaches that class in is in the basement of an MIT dorm high rise. Holy fuck is it funny to watch the students open the door thinking they're gonna come in and play Wii Tennis or whatever, and then see a room full of pregnant chicks and pelvis models and brazillian squatting videos. :shock: "Whoops - sorry"

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So did most of you guys do Lamaze or Bradley?

We're gonna sign up for Bradley, I think.

And congrats, Bloor.


There wasn't a choice for us. They barely covered the breathing it was more like "This will destroy your pussy or your abs, take your pic. Oh yeah, and the kid will destroy your life."

at least that's the way I heard it.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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I don't really wanna cut the cord, I don't think. I donno. Maybe that will change. Not something I have any desire to do personally, at this point.

It wasn't something I wanted to do either, but in the heat of battle the Dr handed me some shears and I had to step up.


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Drinky Wrote:
So did most of you guys do Lamaze or Bradley?

We're gonna sign up for Bradley, I think.

And congrats, Bloor.


We didn't do either just the one class and my wife read a couple of books. She's also a pilates instructor so she had that going for her. :D

And thanks. Are you guys actually expecting or just planning on it?

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Drinky Wrote:
So did most of you guys do Lamaze or Bradley?

We're gonna sign up for Bradley, I think.

And congrats, Bloor.


We didn't do either just the one class and my wife read a couple of books. She's also a pilates instructor so she had that going for her. :D

And thanks. Are you guys actually expecting or just planning on it?


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This guy is Black Putin Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I don't really wanna cut the cord, I don't think. I donno. Maybe that will change. Not something I have any desire to do personally, at this point.

It wasn't something I wanted to do either, but in the heat of battle the Dr handed me some shears and I had to step up.



oh SHIT. I think I might hand them right back.



Fuck, no I wouldn't, but boy does that not sound appetizing. What the FUCK, can't I hold the baby and YOU cut the fucking bloody extension cord coming out of my wife?

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
This guy is Black Putin Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I don't really wanna cut the cord, I don't think. I donno. Maybe that will change. Not something I have any desire to do personally, at this point.

It wasn't something I wanted to do either, but in the heat of battle the Dr handed me some shears and I had to step up.



oh SHIT. I think I might hand them right back.



Fuck, no I wouldn't, but boy does that not sound appetizing. What the FUCK, can't I hold the baby and YOU cut the fucking bloody extension cord coming out of my wife?


Also: don't have/let Shiv eat it. Save it. Stem-cells.

Keep some cord blood, too.


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I think the trick is gonna be to keep it away from the dogs.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
We didn't do either just the one class and my wife read a couple of books. She's also a pilates instructor so she had that going for her. :D

And thanks. Are you guys actually expecting or just planning on it?


Expecting. We're about 21 weeks in.

I'm I guess I'm looking at Bradley more as a "supportive" kinda thing, although a friend of ours told us they were really helpful for her.


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Man this board is fucking ripe with babies.

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