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this entire thread is TMI!


ain't it, though!

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episiotomy is never an appropriate topic. Ever. Anywhere. It just exists and we don't talk about it, k?


That's why God invented internet discussion boards.
And when you're talking birthing, it's bound to come up sooner or later...

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XIX Wrote:
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XIX Wrote:
this entire thread is TMI!


ain't it, though!

8-)


episiotomy is never an appropriate topic. Ever. Anywhere. It just exists and we don't talk about it, k?


Confirm this.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
XIX Wrote:
PopTodd Wrote:
XIX Wrote:
this entire thread is TMI!


ain't it, though!

8-)


episiotomy is never an appropriate topic. Ever. Anywhere. It just exists and we don't talk about it, k?


Confirm this.


OHG, we cutting your taint.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator LOMIT LooGAR Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
XIX Wrote:
PopTodd Wrote:
XIX Wrote:
this entire thread is TMI!


ain't it, though!

8-)


episiotomy is never an appropriate topic. Ever. Anywhere. It just exists and we don't talk about it, k?


Confirm this.


OHG, we cutting your taint.


Tweet that.


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that and the facebook pics of sonograms must stop.
I am going to get a pic of my barren uterus on there.

episiotomy is one of those things you shouldn't know about before birth. I am signing up for my c section now.


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ass flaps.

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Second class last night wasn't as bad. More direct info on what's gonna happen (and what to do about it) which is what we're there for. The directed relaxation and touching and breathing shit is for people who are afraid of each other. I donno. Both of us were rolling our eyes at a lot of it. I don't need someone to give me scripts to memorize.

Also it helps a lot to bring a beer to class. Made the inevitable video go down smoother.

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Also, epesiotomies are falling out of vogue, as they actually cause more tearing than just leaving shit alone.


So there's that.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]


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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Also, epesiotomies are falling out of vogue, as they actually cause more tearing than just leaving shit alone.


So there's that.


Maybe in your hippie home birth world. Out in the real world, it is strangelys till preferable than having your taint ripped by an engorged BABGY SKULLG.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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Senator LOMIT LooGAR Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Also, epesiotomies are falling out of vogue, as they actually cause more tearing than just leaving shit alone.


So there's that.


Maybe in your hippie home birth world. Out in the real world, it is strangelys till preferable than having your taint ripped by an engorged BABGY SKULLG.


The explanation given was thus:

Take a pillow case, and stretch it VERY tightly between your hands. Now cut a 1" incision at the top edge right in the center. Is it likely to just stop right there, or now rip further?

Granted, her taint isn't made of pillow case, but the point was that if left to its own good time, the snatch will indeed open up enough to allow the babgy head through, but if you get tired of waiting and snip it, you create a weak point that then tears further than you cut it, causing much more bleeding and damage. Man that's fucking gross.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Senator LOMIT LooGAR Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Also, epesiotomies are falling out of vogue, as they actually cause more tearing than just leaving shit alone.


So there's that.


Maybe in your hippie home birth world. Out in the real world, it is strangelys till preferable than having your taint ripped by an engorged BABGY SKULLG.


The explanation given was thus:

Take a pillow case, and stretch it VERY tightly between your hands. Now cut a 1" incision at the top edge right in the center. Is it likely to just stop right there, or now rip further?

Granted, her taint isn't made of pillow case, but the point was that if left to its own good time, the snatch will indeed open up enough to allow the babgy head through, but if you get tired of waiting and snip it, you create a weak point that then tears further than you cut it, causing much more bleeding and damage. Man that's fucking gross.


LOMIT!

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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You may need to post pix of the wife's taint to properly make your point.


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As I said, I brought beer with me, and found that to have been a good decision.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]


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