FUDDY DUDDY, WE HATE'S TO STUDY
WE DON'T BOTHER PEOPLE WHEN WE EAT OUR NUTTY BUDDYS
WE'RE, JUST SOME GUYS THAT ROCK THE MIC
AND WHEN WE ROCK 'EM ON THE MIC, WE ROCK THE MIC RIGHT!

FOR ALL Y'ALL THINK THAT YOU'RE TOO COOL
I WANNA SEE YOU STUDY AND TO STAY IN SCHOOL
BUT THAT'S COOL WHEN YOU COL' THE LONELY CONDITION
BUT, WE CREATE, CUZ THAT'SA MY ADMISSION
SO LISTEN UP TO WHAT I SAY
CUZ THIS TYPA SH** IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY

I WOKE UP AROUND 4 O'CLOCK THIS MORNIN'
GAVE MYSELF A (hawks a loogy & spits)
LIKE EVERY MORNIORNIN

WENT TO THE OUTHOUSE TO WASH UP
THERE WAS SOME MUD ON MY FACE MY HANDS WERE ON MY BUTT
THERE WAS A, PIECE OF GLASS ON THE FLOOR
I SAID WHO IS THE ONE THAT THE PEOPLE ADORE
THERE WAS A GIGGLE WIGGLE
3 SECONDS THAT LASTED
THE GLASS SAID IT AINT YOU YOU DIRTY BASTARD

BUT THATS TRUE
THATS WHY I NEVER EAT MUCH MEAT
SO THEN I WASH OFF THE MUD AND BRUSH MY TWO TEETH
I USE A RAID ROACH SPRAY CUZ I LOVE THE SMELL
THEN I PIC SOME DIRT FROM MY FINGERNAILS
THREE WEEKS LAST SINCE I CLEANED MY ASS
TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES SO I COULD TAKE A BUBBLE BATH
VERY A WET WERE MY BODY AND HAIR
THREW ON MY 12 YEAR OLD UNDERWEAR

THAT'S HOW YOU GET ATHELETE'S FEET
FUDDY DRESS IS HOW I LIKE TO
THREW ON MY OLD CLOTHES AND MY FREAKY OLD SOCKS

WENT OUT THE SHACK CAME BACK OH NO
WENT BACK IN TO EAT...MY JELLO

LATER ON (ON) I RAN BEHIND A BUS
I BUMPED INTO MY OLD FRIEND GUS WHO WAS A LUSH
THIS WAS A GUY WHO LOVED TO DRINK
SO IS SAID WHAT'S WRONG CUZ HIS BREATH WAS STINK

HE SAID UH OH VIC ITS NOT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
YOU KNOW VIC I'M FEELING SORT OF BROKE AND BLUE
BUT VIC, DO YOU HAVE A DIME?
SO I CAN GO AND BUY SOME WINE
WILD IRISH ROSE
THUNDERBIRD MAKES ME SPIT STRAIGHT THROUGH MY NOSE
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME MONEY BEFORE THE STORE CLOSE?

UM HM, NOW WHAT WAS I TO DO
HE'S CRYIN FOR SOME MONEY AND I'M FEELING BLUE
I SAID AH DON'T FEAR SLICK RICK IS HERE!
HERE IS A DOLLAR TO GO BUY A BEER

HE WENT TO THE DOOR AND KICKED THE DOOR DOWN
THE MAN INSIDE SLAMMED HIM ON THE GROUND
PUNCHED HIM IN HIS BELLY STEPPED ON HIS FEET
LEFT POOR GUS ON THE COLD CONCRETE

THE GUY WAS SMALL, HE WASN'T VERY TALL
THE TAG ON HIS SHIRT SAID HIS NAME WAS PETER PAUL
I TRIED TO MAKE HIM STOP I SAID STOP AND LET HIM LAY
HE SAID HE KICKED THE DOOR DOWN, NOW WHO'S GONNA PAY?
HE JACKED ME UP, UP BY THE SHIRT
SO I JACKED HIM UP BACK AND WE ROLLED THROUGH THE DIRT
BUT HE GRABBED ME SOMEPLACE
HE GRABBED ME TOO FAST
AH LET ME TELL YOU TFS HE GRABBED ME ON MY...

HE SAID WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME PLAY
AND WE CAN GO TO MY HOUSE TODAY
AND IF YOU GIVE ME THAT OK
I'LL LET YOU BUCKAROO ME THE SAME WAY
VICKY VICKY VICKY CAN'T YOU SEE
SOMEHOW YOUR WALK JUST HYPNOTIZE ME
AND I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU SHAKE
OH MCV YOU WALK LIKE A SMALL EARTHQUAKE

HE WENT ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
THE GUY'S BEEN AROUND BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN
I SAID I GIVE UP I TRIED TO RUN AWAY
I SAID YOU CAN'T HAVE ME CUZ I'M NOT ***
HE SAID YES YOU ARE MADE ME START CRYIN
I SEZ I'M NOT *** HE YELLED STOP LYIN!
I SEZ I'M NOT, GO ASK MY MOTHER
WITH A 12 INCH **** I COULD NEVER BE YOUR LOVER