Another Oldie but Goodie. Borg's political compass topic reminded me of this which was kinda popular the first time I posted it.

Find where you will be residing in hell:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

As for me:
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Made it to fucking Purgatory again, even though I swear a hell of a lot more than I used to.

np: Modest Mouse - "Bukowski"

Kickass. I should have known I'd be doomed when I read this one

Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose.

as Fisting, not fasting.

My results:

Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Borg would have someoe to keep him company if Usher's there.

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I did the Personality Test. Talk about telling you things you already know...

Dunwoody Dude and I will be hanging out on the same level.

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx

This makes me look weird now!

One could argue about the histrionic level, but I'm pretty much stable and downright emotionally plodding in real life.

I answered the questions as asked. It didn't ask anything like "do you think most people are assholes and you choose to stay away from them rather than have a fear of contact with them"

The schizoid level is high because of my amazing psychic abilities and what not.

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High:
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

np:cLOUDDEAD - Rhymer's Only Room

I liked the "What Replacements song are you?" version of this. Danmed if I can remember the link, though.

Repenting Believers Very Low
Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Lustful Very High
Gluttonous Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Violent High
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

And exhibit the following hellbound traits:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate