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Who advances to face no. 4?
Poll ended at Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:41 am
rparis74 75%  75%  [ 30 ]
promethium 25%  25%  [ 10 ]
Total votes : 40
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 Post subject: TOURNAMENT OF OBNERS: rparis74 v. promethium.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:41 am 
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This is the first round of the ASSFLEXXOR Region. The match-up is five v. twelve. Who will be advancing:

rapin' rod

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malachi?


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Even I went Rod

Also thanks for the pity vote(s)


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rapin rod made me choke on my coffee a little bit


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rparis Wrote:
...sitting there weeping while beating his limp dick...


...Or something similar. The entire quote/context is probably the funniest thing I've ever read an Obner say. rparis FTW.


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On Rod I say this, anyone who commonly spends an evening hiding in bushes at the park while surreptitiously 'whacking off' to passing joggers (I believe his kind are known as 'shrub rocketeers') deserves my vote, and in fact, all our votes without a single exception.

The winner goes to the electric chair, right?

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Rod and i share similar perversions even though his taste in music isn't that great :-)


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rod will win this, but I'm going with Promethium in gratitude for clear and single-purposed posting and the sports thang.

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 Post subject: Re: TOURNAMENT OF OBNERS: rparis74 v. promethium.
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rapin' rod


i think i even met rod once.

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harry Wrote:
rod will win this, but I'm going with Promethium in gratitude for clear and single-purposed posting and the sports thang.


Thanks
I only needed to get as many votes as Paladisiac before this thing was called.


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OHG

rparsi is my favrit and he can be extremely funny when he wants to be. Humor always wins in my book.


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rparis isn't funny. Promethium doesn't even know how funny he is.


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rparis isn't funny. Promethium doesn't even know how funny he is.


rparis


I was hoping for something a little better than that, but I couldn't lose badly without a response from you.

I somehow got six votes (so far) without having met any of you in real life.


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Gotta go with r, mostly for Dalen's reasons.

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I don't like football and hope to never go to Nebraska. Still it's close but i have to give rod the edge.

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i'm voting for rparis74 mk. 1 who would proudly wear a decemberists t-shirt and talk about how great the polyphonic spree show was...not mk. 2 who would likely call those exact same bands PPDD :wink:

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oh i still like the decemberists alot. the spree had one good moment and faded.

i still like plenty of ppdd.

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 Post subject: Re: TOURNAMENT OF OBNERS: rparis74 v. promethium.
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boner pills Wrote:
Aaron Rodgers Mustache Wrote:
rapin' rod


i think i even met rod once.


for about 3 minutes in Austin I think

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i was real drunk.

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i had had about 15 jack and cokes at that point

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Calling it for Rognee.


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rparsi is a life fail moron who hates the south and likes good music for the wrong reasons. He also eats out his own toilet. He has my support.

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turd fondue is hard to find in the south

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