and she's taking the kid and the dog. i havent seen a void of responsibility this empty since my college days. i have no clue what i will do. i think i'm calling in sick one day to golf, i surely will be drinking at night etc. give me some other ideas because my worst fear is falling asleep during the 9pm news like my dad

a smart man would have just took off the days off work that shes gone and dive deep into a pit of alcoholism and debauchery (as much as a married father can do)

Go somewhere.
Do something.
Who's playing?

poptodd that isnt very specific.

and my seething hatred for most new music these days will likely keep me away from any shows. although i am sad i missed the future of the left show the other day

I am a married father of 2, myself.
You think I have any CLUE of what to do?

Why don't you get together with Miah and some other folks and make a lot of noise? Might be fun just to bust loose.

Then, go out for drinks or burgers or something after.

It's weird. When I get time like that I usually just want to stay around the house and just enjoy the quiet and not wear pants.

i doubt i'll be wearing much at all, i'm just at a loss of what i should do. im probably overthinking it. i'll probably just end up getting a 6er of something stinky and fall into watching something awful at 1am like she's all that or something

take this opportunity to eat all the foods she hates.

Just be sure to febreze the eff outta the house before she gets back

how lame has my life become that i am trying to plan out what i will be doing on a wednesday and thursday :/

also, i'm very surprised the obligatory porn/stripper/hooker post hasnt come forth yet.

exactly right.

i always plan on hanging with friends, but i just end up staying in the cave with the lights off, a bottle of whiskey, some good music, and Sunny Lane.

is sunny lane who i think it is

Find: Sunny Lane.
Replace with: Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee.

Spend a couple lovely days with the mistress?

DING

where you golfing? I might be down. My boss is out monday through wednesday.

that remains to be seen. i'll let you know. it'll either be weds or thurs

i know you guys are curious, so here goes

yesterday i went golfing, drank 8 beers, grilled a steak, went to rock practice, then came home and drank white russians and played xbox until 1:30am

today after work i'm getting an oil change, massacring a nest of wasps, and then probably going somewhere to eat fried foods and drink a microbrew on special for a handful of hours. theres a good chance of ending the tonight either with videogames or a marathon of internet porn. depends how drunk i am i guess

so, as you can see, my life flirts between pathetic and tolerable for the most part.

exactly. also get a lot of porn ready.

my better half is away till Saturday, and so far all i've done is order a pizza, drink gin & tonics, catch up on music, read Precious Metal, watch a Thomas Jefferson doc, discover Lexi Belle, and now i'm about to check out POV Sinevision #5.

in other words, i'm productive.

It sounds like Mom and Dad have gone away and left you home alone. I'm assuming that it's a "No Pants" week.

it usually is anyway. but this time i'll most likely be stinking drunk