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ASSFLEXXXOR
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:25 pm 
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I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS YOU ALL NEED TO HEAR. BARACK OBAMA WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA. IN FACT, HE WASNT EVEN BORN ON EARTH. HES ACTUALLY A ALIEN WHO SECRETLY MIGRATED TO HAWAII AND TOOK THE FORM OF A HUMAN CHILD. OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO MENTION, HES A SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN. DONT LISTEN TO THE LIBERAL MEDIA, THEYLL BOMBARD YOU WITH "DOCUMENTS" AND "FACTS." WELL, IVE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, NBC, NEW YORK TIMES AND SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCER. YOUR LIES HAVE BEEN EXPOSED. ITS TIME TO ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG. ITS IMPORTANT THAT WE SHOW UP WHEREVER OUR ELECTED REPRESENTIVES ARE AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH. I SHOWED UP FOR THE SCHOOL BOARD MEETING AND LET THEM HAVE IT. ONE OF THE IDIOTS RAN OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING. IT PROBABLY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH ME KICKING HIM IN THE BALLS. ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS USING THEM, THE FUCKING FAG. SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT TRUTH, GO OUT AND SPREAD THE GOSPEL AT YOUR CITY COUNCIL MEETINGS, IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE OF YOUR LOCAL REP, OR STRIP JOINTS, WHEREVER YOUR LOCAL REPESENTATIVES GATHER.
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FIRST THEY TAKE YOUR FREEDOMS, THEN THEY TAKE YOUR CAP LOCKS.

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Aliens kick ass. Didn't you see Last Starfighter fer crissake.
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Remember the good ol' days when ASSFLEXXXOR was funny?
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This is at least 7 days late, so it should be a D-

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I just watched the Torchwood mini series, aliens are among us.
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the funniest thing about ASSFLEXXXOR is the name.

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the funniest thing about ASSFLEXXXOR is the name.


confirm this.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
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the funniest thing about ASSFLEXXXOR is the name.


confirm this.


Monty should outsource the ramblings to Mark Clark.

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This dude better watch out or Will Smith is going to show up and zap his memory.
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I just watched the Torchwood mini series, aliens are among us.


Can you buy me an "I heart Gwen" t-shirt?
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Reminds me of The Mentalist!*, as seen on Deadspin.com.

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THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO GIVE YOU ALL A LITTLE TASTE OF HONEY FROM THE MENTALIST'S HIVE OF WISDOM.

ONE TIME CIRCA 1976 I WAS CELEBRATING OUR NATION'S BICENTENNIAL WITH AN EXTREEEEEMELY INTOXICATED JACLYN SMITH.

I BOUGHT HER A VANILLA ICE CREAM WHICH SPILLED ALL OVER HER CHIN THEN I TOOK A POLAROID AND GAVE IT TO RICHARD DAWSON OF THE FAMILY FEUD WHO SHOWED IT TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE. LET'S JUST SAY JACLYN DIDN'T RETURN MY PAJAMAGRAMS FOR AWHILE.

SO FOR ALL YOU KINKY INTERNET BASTARDS GETTING YOUR KINKY INTERNET FIX HERE, JUST REMEMBER ONE THING: FUCK RICHARD DAWSON.



*From the post "Sometimes the World Is an Horrible Place to Live", at Deadspin.com 18th July 2009.
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haha - that is so LJ,TMR
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