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Cotton Wrote: oh shit that's better than mine was. somebody needs to photoshop that deadlocked one into the gathering of the juggalos. (warning. that site is the funniest fucking thing ever) I like the rules section. Because even juggalos need rules.
Important Rules
The rules for the Gathering are pretty much the same as every year, and as anyone who comes to the Gathering can attest, they do not affect the level of devastation it can achieve. They are simply to insure that everyone has a good time and stays safe and legal. We ask that you respect Hatchet Landings by obeying all the rules described below, and to do your part to help make sure others are as well. Also, we ask that you help keep the campground clean by using trashcans.
The speed limit while in Hatchet Landings and the Parking Lot is 5 mph. For safety concerns, once a car is parked at a campsite in Hatchet Landings it may not be driven around or inside Hatchet Landings, nor may it leave and return. This extremely important rule is necessary to maintain safety and will be strictly enforced. The only exception is for emergencies-for which you must have permission from the Information Tent.
No cutting of trees, dead or alive, or damaging plant growth ($500 fine).
Anyone hurting the wild animals, amphibious creatures, or birds will be thrown in jail and banned from returning to the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Underage drinking will not be tolerated, nor will excessive use of alcoholic beverages.
Please be conscious of your noise level. Music should not be played at high levels at any time, and all music and noise must be kept to a minimum after 11pm.
Children must be supervised by adults at all times.
Don’t litter. This is espescially true for camping areas. Your area should look like it did before you set up.
Careless, destructive, disrespectful, or bothersome conduct will not be tolerated. Show respect to all Gathering, Psychopathic, or Security personnel. Refusal to do so will get you removed from the Gathering. Bring any problems, disputes, or conflicts to the Information Tent.
Do NOT record the performances on the Main or Wrestling Stages, or any Autograph signings or Seminars. You’re welcome to bring video cameras or other recording devices into the Gathering, but keep them tucked away while at the shows. Only disposable cameras will be allowed at Main Stage concerts, Wrestling, Autograph signings, or Seminars. Anyone caught filming or using a non-disposable camera at one of these events will have their recorder confiscated (you’ll get it back if you’re nice, but otherwise, we’re keeping it).
Restricted Things
* Glass containers, and glass of any kind
* Video camcorders (not allowed at concerts, wrestling, seminars, or autograph signings)
* Paintball guns
* Animals of any kind
* Paint (other than the kind that goes on your face)
* Weapons or other dangerous objects
* Large kegs of beer, and excessive amounts of alcohol (personal supply only)
* Distribution of promotional material except for bands actually performing
* Nitrous tanks
* Fireworks
* Woodworking tools
* Anything that makes others faint, duck or vomit
* Underwear that fails to cover your crack
All cars entering Hatchet Landing and the Parking Lot will be visually inspected to search for the above listed items.
Good Things to Bring
* Camping gear (tents, survival rations, flashlights, sleeping bags, rain gear, etc.)
* Food, snacks, and such (we have it at the park as well)
* Towels and toiletries for the showers
* Disposable cameras
* Backpacks and travel bags to carry stuff
* Bug spray and bug torches
* Cell phones and communicators
* Ninja suits, and costumes of any kind
* Sexy Juggalettes
* Face paint
* Folding chairs
* Juggalo pride
* Love and presents for your favorite Psychopathic employee!
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