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Evil Dr. K
 Post subject: Now My Neighbours Fear Me
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:33 am 
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Ever had a package that was intended for you, delivered to the wrong address, which was then opened by the owner of that household revealing something you'd preferred to keep concealed and private?

This happened to me yesterday.

I had two albums out there in the Mysterious World Of Mail, the first being the completely inoffensive Belle & Sebastian side project, God Help The Girl.

The other was T. Tex Edwards & Out On Parole's 'Pardon Me, I've Got To Someone To Kill'.

So when an elderly lady came to my door and to tell me that she had mistakenly opened my package after it had been delivered to her door 10 numbers up the street, I instantly knew the capricious Gods were humbling me for some act of hubris and it couldn't possible be the lovely and nicey nice Stuart Murdoch album.

Bracing myself for the inevitable, my fears were confirmed when the old lady handed me this.

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I think its fair to say she looked fairly disgusted and that immediately before delivering the album she had reported me to some kind of register of community deviants.

Full track listing,

I'm A Gonna Kill You
L.S.D Made A Wreck Outta Me
Pardon Me I've Got Someone To Kill
The Girl On Death Row
Psycho
You Ain't Never Goona Live To Love Saturday Night Again
Smitty
The Cold Hard Facts Of Life
Dolores
Beatin' On The Bars
Strangler In The Night
The Rubber Room
Country Hixes
Last Will And Testimony Of A Drinking Man

At 10.30am this thing goes on LOUD.

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I knew LooGAR to be a Cowboys fan, but I didn't think he'd change his name to Tex.

Out on Parole works well, though. Nice variation on JAIL.
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Now My Neighbours Fear Me....for good reason....poor old lady.

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That shit looks awesome.
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it'd been great if she said

"there's some stone cold jams on this one but the cover art fucking b l o w s."

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What do you have against cartoon boobies cats?

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nothing wrong with some 'toon poon.

it's the log font that wrecks it for me.

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holy shit, that's hilarious.
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Also: if it were addressed to 'konstantinl', why did she open it prior to supplying it to you? Is that not a crime, as it is in the US?

It is a crime, no? Shiv?

(Admittedly, maybe not the best person to ask...)
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Rick Derris Wrote:
That shit looks awesome.


Confirm This.

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Actually, she took the time to give it back to you, so she can't be all bad. If she were truly offended, it'd be in the dumpster. You should be sending her flowers or something.

I had a package delivered to the wrong address last year and the owner kept it. Took 2 months to get it straightened out and to get the company to send me a replacement. I asked them for the address that they sent it to so I could file a police report, but they would not oblige.

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 Post subject: Re: Now My Neighbours Fear Me
PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:14 pm 
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You Ain't Never Goona Live To Love Saturday Night Again Smitty


Oh Christ I gotta hear this.
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