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I cannot stop laughing at a commercial I saw for one of his next shows. It's about these two 4 year olds. One male, one female. They are childhood friends "from birth". The mothers are good friends and neighbors or something. However, the two moms keep catching the two of them naked together. Once in the bathroom, once on a bed under sheets, and some other times too. hahahaha. I suppose its sort of sick for me to laugh at it, but I thought it was hilarious, and disturbing.


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I can't stand that piece of shit who spends all his time shilling whatever book/candy bar/marital aid he wants to profit on at the moment.

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I love watching. What he says makes sense, especially when you have kids.


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I love watching. What he says makes sense, especially when you have kids.


Maybe because it's common sense?


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He's a fawking hack.


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I loved it when that fat ass put out a diet book. I think I'd get more out of a dance instruction manual by Stephen Hawking.

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Ouch. :lol:


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heh, my hubby and I call Dr. Phil "Dr. Common Sense." Think about it folks... he ain't that revolutionary in his thought processes. And what kabob said....


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Dr. Phil; Bah!

He's just telling me what I already know. Just because he looks like "Hey Noooow!" Hank Kingsley, i'm supposed to listen?!

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i hate that guy. seriously.

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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
I love watching. What he says makes sense, especially when you have kids.


Maybe because it's common sense?


You stole the words right outta my mouth. I joke that he's Dr. Common Sense.


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My Mom fucking swears by this guy. Therefore, I disowned her.


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this guy makes me lol a lot

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seriously. how you could you not like him.

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i hate that guy. seriously.


I'd bet dollars to donuts there's a reason he so desperately wants to "help children and families."

I'm not saying in all likelhood he likes to touch them, but in all likelyhood, he likes to touch them. Innapropriately.

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seriously. how you could you not like him.


The same way I now hate you.


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Dr Phil is no more talented / helpful than that one somewhat-thoughtful uncle everybody has. The difference between Dr Phil and Uncle Randy is that Dr Phil rode the Oprah Train to "stardom," such as it exists for television personalities, and Uncle Randy is just one more person who grills you about your life every holiday.

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Senator Do It Big LooGAR Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
i hate that guy. seriously.


I'd bet dollars to donuts there's a reason he so desperately wants to "help children and families."

I'm not saying in all likelhood he likes to touch them, but in all likelyhood, he likes to touch them. Innapropriately.


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We should apply LooGAR's principle of respecting the accomplishment without respecting the man.

Here's a decent-acting schmuck who's built a multi-million career out of stating the obvious and of giving advice that only works if the variables are all obvious.

"Well, now, you just need to let the child know that no means no, firmly but with love."

Well, duh.


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i watched that one with the kid who was mollesting everyoen including his sister.

the way he played up the drama made me sick.

also, his snack bars are terrible for you. filled with sugar and other crap.

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He's a Hawking Fack.


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Dr. Feel on Sesame Street kicks Dr. Phils's BIG ASS. Seriously. I watched it this evening with my son. :lol:


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