having a conversation here at work.

no knife or weapon, has to be bare hands. could you take one out?

i couldn't take a picture of a badger down.
scary lil' fuckers.

No, you couldn't, no matter who "you" are. I've seen one out when I was trout fishing, and they get mad respect. Little, but nasty. UW Madison used to have one as a mascot (instead of a dude in a suit) and it had to be retired because it was biting cheerleaders.

i've yelped like a jailhouse toy when my cat dug his claws in to the sweet, soft flesh of my calves. there's no way in hell that i'm fucking with a badger with anything less than a shovel or something.

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I know this guy, Homer Simpson, who tried, but he ended up getting mauled.

Apparently all you need is one of these:




...because everyone knows the Badgers haven't beaten the Bullogs in shit for years!!

HOLLA!!!

they're fast right?

i've won the bet i think.

man cannot take a badger without a weapon.

Unless of course there's a basketball court in the vicinity. In that case a bulldog might help you get probation or some shady coaches.

Word.

After the Outback Bowl, I sported the UGA shirt everywhere I went, and most of these people (god love 'em) STILL thought it was a "funny-lookin Green Bay shirt." During the Outback Bowl, Busty and I were the only 2 fans in the sports bar cheering the right way, and we got some flack for it. I recall the waitress jokingly grabbing my beer and threatening to take it, and me "jokingly" telling her to put it the hell back down, which almost got me kicked outta there.

i don't know how much you were drinking, but some of those wisconsin broads looked pretty diesel to me.

if I could somehow kick it in the head - but I doubt I could get close enough to do it. or if I didn't care about getting bitten to hell and I let it just latch onto my arm and then break its neck or something. doubtful.

I had a good buzz. And yes, she was sorta "farm girl." It wasn't smart. You get kinda worked up when the whole place is picking at you, including the staff. They didn't go too far, though... nice folk. It was freezing rain out, and the roads were a joke. They made an announcement about it, saying "the roads are really slick, so everyone but the GA fans take care out there."

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

I don't think I could do it. But big ups on a great thread title.

yeah, those people are so god-foresaken friendly that i'm not surprised that they couldn't talk shit correctly. mad props for being the unpopular guy in the bar, though. i wore my bengals jersey to the washington/cincy game last year, and at first i didn't want people to see it for fear that they'd yell at me. later i didn't want them to see it because i felt bad for them. still, i empathize.

my brother and i both went to UW-madison, the rest of the family attended iowa, more or less. this is a joke that my parents will not let die.

Derris wins best response
Cap'n Busty win for representin the Dawgs
The answer here is "NO" I don't think you could, because before you smashed it head or choked it out, it'd probably get a major artery. either way, you going down, too.

And I thought this was the sequel to "Who Could Win a Rabbit" by Poo-Poo Bear our whatever such gar you fools are into these days

Hell no

You could take on a badger. The trick would be to let it sink its nasty teeth into a meaty part of your arm or leg and then, once it had a good hold, choke the life out of the varmint. The next step would be to sew your muscles, sinew, and flesh back together, then go for your tetanus shot.

Badger my ass! It's probably Milhouse.

This would be a great question to ask to a group of guys at about 1:38 AM after a long night of drinking and easy access to a video camera.

not this badger

could i throw it? does a wall count as a 'weapon'?