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 Post subject: I am hosed
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Wife seems to have started labor, finally (week late). Contractions are 9 mins apart. The smart thing to do is get some sleep, which is what she's doing, but I am WIRED now. So I've got headphones in the laptop, and a strong beer in-hand. I tried for an hour.

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Contractions slowed way down. Ugh. C'mon dammit.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Contractions slowed way down. Ugh. C'mon dammit.


I would have wanted to had that kid removed one day after it missed the due date. I also never would have been able to keep down a strong beer last night and would have left for the Hospital ASAP.
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The friggin contractions slowed and stopped. We've gone for a 3 mile fast walk, and are about to eat a huge spicey brunch. GET OUT YOU LITTLE BUGGER.

Sorry for the premature alarm. One more sick day gone.

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Connor's cord broke and sprayed all over the room. Good times...
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what came out? egg yolk?

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Feed her a Louisiana Hot Sauce sammich- that kid will do a 40 yard dash out of there.
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tentoze Wrote:
Feed her a Louisiana Hot Sauce sammich- that kid will do a 40 yard dash out of there.


Just made poached eggs, bacon, and scratch hash browns with your Crystal hot sauce on it... nada.

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We all anxiously await the arrival of the Lil' Seaman!


I think that part's already happened, about 9 months ago. :P


Here's some lyrics for you to study while you wait:


When the party is packed, but the people are wack

They don't know how to act always on your back

Say Captain - Say Captain



When you feel like a star, want a drink at the bar

But you can't get far, nobody knows who you are

Say Captain - Say Captain



Life is just too much for you

You just don't know what to do

Can't make it now how no way

This is what you say



Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot

Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot



When your late for work and your boss is a jerk

Starts yelling and screaming till your feelings are hurt

Say Captain - Say Captain



When your bills are high and you're trying to get by

You're about to die but before you cry

Say Captain - Say Captain

And of course, the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mp8b7bXuDs

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oh my god thats disgusting


what came out? egg yolk?


Blood. Very dark blood. My mother-in-law fainted. Lisa almost went comatose and it may have contributed to Connor's nerve disorder. Doctors worked on him for 10 or 15 minutes to make sure he was breathing properly.

But hey, GOOD LUCK LIL CAP'N! It's all a breeze from here on. Promise.


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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
tentoze Wrote:
Feed her a Louisiana Hot Sauce sammich- that kid will do a 40 yard dash out of there.


Just made poached eggs, bacon, and scratch hash browns with your Crystal hot sauce on it... nada.


Damn. Habaneros?
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