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Just have a hearty bowl of Kale and Urine Soup in a sustainable bowl...

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diapers are for greedy americans. true environmentalists eat the baby's waste. god's original recycling.

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Just have a hearty bowl of Kale and Urine Soup in a sustainable bowl...


ewww...kale is disgusting.
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Still nothing. Going for mexican, walking a mile each way to get there. Happens when it happens I guess.

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Are you sure these folk remedies are... well, not complete bullshit?
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Still nothing. Going for mexican, walking a mile each way to get there. Happens when it happens I guess.


She needs a laxative for the bukk babgy.
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Taking walks? Does this mean you're not at the hospital for baby having?

Fucking hippies.

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Have you already dug the birthing trench? If not, hand the shovel to the mom-to-be. First grunt of exertion and the tyke'll spoot out into the soil.
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Have you already dug the birthing trench? If not, hand the shovel to the mom-to-be. First grunt of exertion and the tyke'll spoot out into the soil.



Just wow.

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Have you already dug the birthing trench? If not, hand the shovel to the mom-to-be. First grunt of exertion and the tyke'll spoot out into the soil.


So awesome. Spoot.

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Are you sure these folk remedies are... well, not complete bullshit?


Some are, some aren't. Walking though is tried and true and not bullshit at all.

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How many babies are getting spit out here this year? Don't y'all ever fuck just for fun?
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Have the docs considered inducing?

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Have the docs considered inducing?


There are no docs involved, except as backups. Just a midwife. And no, no induction unless this goes waaay longer. Due dates are crap, and Mom's not in a hurry anyway. Kid'll come out into the Birthing Trench when he/she's ready. It's already dug and lined with genuine Cherokee Hair.

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i thought you were going with orgasmic birth?

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BTW: on a more serious note... good luck... im excited for you ... blah blah

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What gives you the impression we're not?

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"spoot"

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Kingfish Wrote:
Have the docs considered inducing?


There are no docs involved, except as backups. Just a midwife. And no, no induction unless this goes waaay longer. Due dates are crap, and Mom's not in a hurry anyway. Kid'll come out into the Birthing Trench when he/she's ready. It's already dug and lined with genuine Cherokee Hair.


wait, are you doing some hippy home birth?

you should listen to the new Patton Oswalt, lol.
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With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.
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Dalen Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Kingfish Wrote:
Have the docs considered inducing?


There are no docs involved, except as backups. Just a midwife. And no, no induction unless this goes waaay longer. Due dates are crap, and Mom's not in a hurry anyway. Kid'll come out into the Birthing Trench when he/she's ready. It's already dug and lined with genuine Cherokee Hair.


wait, are you doing some hippy home birth?

you should listen to the new Patton Oswalt, lol.


That's immediately what I thought of.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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Have the docs considered inducing?


There are no docs involved, except as backups. Just a midwife. And no, no induction unless this goes waaay longer. Due dates are crap, and Mom's not in a hurry anyway. Kid'll come out into the Birthing Trench when he/she's ready. It's already dug and lined with genuine Cherokee Hair.


And good luck, brother.

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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Thanks for all the encouragement. You guys are priceless. Who is Patton Oswalt...?

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Thanks for all the encouragement. You guys are priceless. Who is Patton Oswalt...?


Give her a listen http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=43936

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hahaha, go play it for your wife!
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