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Yeah, so that I'm not just on record for being a dick here, and because I mean it:

Good luck Kyle! I hope everything goes awesome and your kid is brilliant and obedient.
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Downloading now.

So this is standup comedy? I'll get the association I guess, but it's gonna take awhile.

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With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.


This is sage like advice.
Let's just say I came out unbelievably quick once my mother got to the hospital, and neither her nor the doctor were really prepared for it.

I am also an avid proponent of the Patton Oswalt clip.
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sounds like he ripped off jeff foxworthy.

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With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.


This is sage like advice.
Let's just say I came out unbelievably quick once my mother got to the hospital, and neither her nor the doctor were really prepared for it.


She's got 2 enema's for this, ready-n-waiting.

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we are planning to have our next kid up in the mountains at a hot spring/meditation resort. Every baby should be born surrounded by naked, chanting hippies and not the terror inducing doctors and nurses.

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I'm happy there's a very good hospital half a mile down the road from our house, but the wife doesn't want to have a kid there if she can help it.

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My kid was born on hers. Busty's too also as well.

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My kid was born on hers. Busty's too also as well.


That's nuts, only 5% are. I WISH mine was (mom's birthday).

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(patton oswalt) Ah, here it is.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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Due dates are crap


My kid was born on hers. Busty's too also as well.


That's nuts, only 5% are. I WISH mine was (mom's birthday).


I know. Just one of those things but still.

In our case, I blame my "trains must run on time" German genes.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Promethium Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.


This is sage like advice.
Let's just say I came out unbelievably quick once my mother got to the hospital, and neither her nor the doctor were really prepared for it.


She's got 2 enema's for this, ready-n-waiting.


jesus christ dude, TMI.
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(patton oswalt) Ah, here it is.


"we're waiting"

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Dalen Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Promethium Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.


This is sage like advice.
Let's just say I came out unbelievably quick once my mother got to the hospital, and neither her nor the doctor were really prepared for it.


She's got 2 enema's for this, ready-n-waiting.


jesus christ dude, TMI.


Don't act like it doesn't make you chubby.

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Dalen Wrote:
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(patton oswalt) Ah, here it is.


"we're waiting"


So he's funny, but only about half the jokes are really sticking their landing. I think I can't listen to it while working on something else.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Promethium Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.


This is sage like advice.
Let's just say I came out unbelievably quick once my mother got to the hospital, and neither her nor the doctor were really prepared for it.


She's got 2 enema's for this, ready-n-waiting.


and Squirg has a natural manure pot waiting for the feces. FREE ALL NATURAL FERTILIZER!!!
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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My kid was born on hers. Busty's too also as well.


same here - exact day

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
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Due dates are crap


My kid was born on hers. Busty's too also as well.


same here - exact day


DAYUM.

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(patton oswalt) Ah, here it is.


ok "The Sad Boy" is getting the job done.

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You really should have the babgy on the bus.
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I don't get to take it anymore since I moved out of the south end, and strangely I kinda miss it. The Harvard Square buses offer absolutely nothing of value, unless you find tweed jackets with corduroy elbow patches funny.

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i'm confused.
did her water break?
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Nope. Contractions for 8 hours, 9-14 mins apart, then *poof*. It's happened to varying degrees 3 times now in the last week.


Practice swings.

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okay, now I can relax.
as for you two...carry on.
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And of course, the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mp8b7bXuDs


...speechless.


Did you see the french tv live version next to it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsG-1wju6Vc&feature=related


:shock:

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