It's September -- WTF Randomness

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:18 pm

GOLDBEARD!

Vanlandingham · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:47 pm

Seeing Rhett Miller tonight in Philly. Should be a good time.

...as long as I get there. Gonna have to fight Phillies traffic across the Walt Whitman Bridge. D'oh.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Going to the LA County Fair today. I hear chocolate bacon is "the" thing to eat.

it's overrated. The chocobacon, I mean. the fair is a deep-fried combo of awesome and tragic.

Cats definately set the County Fair Thread golden standard a few years back. Pictures of all the beer and fried food and sad mutants, and a great write-up to go along with it.

the thing is, I've already been twice and forgotten to bring a camera both times. I'll bring one when I go back for the demolition derby, but I've refused to eat the fried white castle burgers or the krispy kream chicken sandwiches. My goal was to find fried coke, but it seems that it's been taken off the fair market.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

small Iowa town sheriff pulls over cars with out-of-state plates in hopes of promoting tourism.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa ... re=related

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:39 pm

Cotton Wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w&feature=related

The look on the female anchor's face is priceless.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

holy shit:

UPPER MARLBORO, Md. -- Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West was arrested Thursday after officers pulled him over for speeding on a motorcycle while carrying two loaded handguns and a loaded shotgun in a guitar case.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 pm

Quote:

Jessica Simpson's dog stolen

LOS ANGELES - SINGER Jessica Simpson's pet dog, Daisy, has apparently been stolen by a coyote, said media reports on Wednesday.

Simpson posted a heartfelt plea for information about Daisy's whereabouts on her Twitter account, reported entertainment website Bang Showbiz.

The dog was taken by the wild animal while she was actually watching, said the Tweet.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes, HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help! (sic)," Simpson wrote.

A neighbour of Jessica's said: "We heard yelling and screaming coming from the direction of Jessica's house around 9pm.

'I can only imagine that it was that moment that it happened because the next day we saw posters up around the neighbourhood announcing that Jessica had lost her dog to a coyote. It's so sad." -- AP

paper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:48 pm

I just found out a rapper exists called Niggalas Cage

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:01 pm

paper Wrote:

I just found out a rapper exists called Niggalas Cage

Dalen would definitely agree that the pun is better as NiggaLess Cage....

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:09 pm

So found my holy grail online. Clive Pig's A Sense Of The Size Of The World (1987).

Probably won't listen to it very often and it's only 128 kps but my vinyl went missing in 1991 and the record's never been reissued since the original pressing.

http://edgarducasse.blogspot.com/2009/0 ... se-of.html

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:39 pm

Cotton Wrote:

holy shit:

UPPER MARLBORO, Md. -- Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West was arrested Thursday after officers pulled him over for speeding on a motorcycle while carrying two loaded handguns and a loaded shotgun in a guitar case.

Capital Beltway...I fail to see what he was doing wrong. You need to arm yourself. Every few months you hear about some crackpot shooting cars on there.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:12 am

I wanna know how he got a guitar case on his bike. It's not really all that easy.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:57 am

http://www.zmotorcase.com/

[img][650:487]http://www.zmotorcase.com/images/opencase.jpg[/img]

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:57 am

Jesus, if he takes a left turn at more than 20mph that thing's in serious trouble. I've wondered about getting a case to bolt onto the luggage mounts like that, though.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:24 pm

I guess having an accident would make his guitar the least of his worries.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:13 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Going to the LA County Fair today. I hear chocolate bacon is "the" thing to eat.

it's overrated. The chocobacon, I mean. the fair is a deep-fried combo of awesome and tragic.

Cats definately set the County Fair Thread golden standard a few years back. Pictures of all the beer and fried food and sad mutants, and a great write-up to go along with it.

the thing is, I've already been twice and forgotten to bring a camera both times. I'll bring one when I go back for the demolition derby, but I've refused to eat the fried white castle burgers or the krispy kream chicken sandwiches. My goal was to find fried coke, but it seems that it's been taken off the fair market.

I was good --- the only things I ate were a bbq beef sandwich and funnel cake. The chocolate bacon was $5.25 and my cheap ass didn't wanna pay for it.

The two items I was interested in trying were: fried avocado and the fruit towers (banana, apple, or strawberries layered with short cake -- bananas had an obscene amount of chocolate syrup poured on top; the other fruits was whipped cream).

I may go back being that it only cost us a dollar to get in (police / fire personnel reduced price).

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:28 pm

Ric Flair featured on NC Lottery ticket

[img][332:500]http://static.mync.com/images/uploads/cache/090918_ric_flair_lottery_420x632.JPG[/img]

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:36 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Ric Flair featured on NC Lottery ticket

[img][332:500]http://static.mync.com/images/uploads/cache/090918_ric_flair_lottery_420x632.JPG[/img]

You should not win cash, just a "belt that costs more than the house you are living in" for hitting the #s on this one.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:36 pm

ShamWow! · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:07 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

WOW.

No, Woooooooo.

nobody · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:50 am

Is it really a good idea to drink 3 largish bottles of 9.5% alcohol German beer before going to the bar instead of taking that nap I intended to take? Guess the night will tell.

Lrr · **Posted:** Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:09 am

I can't wait until my neighbor moves out at the end of the month.

nobody · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:58 am

Amazing...

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:04 pm

Would queers really be at Walmart to see this?

They'd probably be there to take photos of all God's rejects that eat themselves into a condition of poor health that requires them to utilize a rascal for mobility.

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