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With all the food she's eating, better have an armload of toilet paper on hand cuz she'll be shittin' all over the place as she's pushing the baby through.


This is sage like advice.
Let's just say I came out unbelievably quick once my mother got to the hospital, and neither her nor the doctor were really prepared for it.


She's got 2 enema's for this, ready-n-waiting.


jesus christ dude, TMI.


Don't act like it doesn't make you chubby.


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Ok, labor started for real last night around 11. Finally. These contractions are 5 mins apart and MUCH more severe.

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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.

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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


This has been going on for hours....get on with it already. ;)
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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


Just remember, there are some things you can't unsee, man.

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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


Just remember, there are some things you can't unsee, man.


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before my parents came in to the room to see my daughter i asked the nurses if they were planning on cleaning up the blood on the floor and doing something with the placenta in the plastic tray. they just looked at me and laughed. looked like a goddamn murder scene in there and there's still blood stains on my sneakers

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before my parents came in to the room to see my daughter i asked the nurses if they were planning on cleaning up the blood on the floor and doing something with the placenta in the plastic tray. they just looked at me and laughed. looked like a goddamn murder scene in there and there's still blood stains on my sneakers

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actually....
in many cases the placenta goes to pathologists to evaluate gross and microscopic pathology.
and depending on the facility,
many times they harvest the cord blood for bone marrow transplants.

funny that they didn't provide shoe covers.
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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


Just remember, there are some things you can't unsee, man.


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No. Shit.


Still no baby. Full dilation has taken awhile, and now she's exhausted (understandably, since this started right at bedtime last night).

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No. Shit.


come to think of it I'm amazed I can eat this lasagna right now.

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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


Just remember, there are some things you can't unsee, man.


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No. Shit.


Still no baby. Full dilation has taken awhile, and now she's exhausted (understandably, since this started right at bedtime last night).


Geez. Let's get this train moving baby squirggle.

I have no frame of reference for this kind of waiting - we did a c-section and the whole process lasted about 20 minutes.

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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


Just remember, there are some things you can't unsee, man.


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No. Shit.


Still no baby. Full dilation has taken awhile, and now she's exhausted (understandably, since this started right at bedtime last night).


Geez. Let's get this train moving baby squirggle.

I have no frame of reference for this kind of waiting - we did a c-section and the whole process lasted about 20 minutes.


You mean, "denied your wife and children the most blessed gift they could ever receive and were snookered by the medical industrial complex into unnatural and unneeded procedures"

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Do you really hate the idea of home births this much Dave or are you just "getting my goat" again? I'm honestly too tired to tell.

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Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:
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Active labor now, almost fully dilated. God this is nuts.


NUTS.


Just remember, there are some things you can't unsee, man.


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No. Shit.


Still no baby. Full dilation has taken awhile, and now she's exhausted (understandably, since this started right at bedtime last night).


Geez. Let's get this train moving baby squirggle.

I have no frame of reference for this kind of waiting - we did a c-section and the whole process lasted about 20 minutes.


You mean, "denied your wife and children the most blessed gift they could ever receive and were snookered by the medical industrial complex into unnatural and unneeded procedures"


Ha ha.

My wife will trade this "blessed gift" for being in the hospital when she started having heart failure complications.

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Do you really hate the idea of home births this much Dave or are you just "getting my goat" again? I'm honestly too tired to tell.


Whatever floats your boat, man. We live in a society that allows us choices.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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That wasn't really an answer.

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Do you really hate the idea of home births this much Dave or are you just "getting my goat" again? I'm honestly too tired to tell.


they are a great idea. for the 18th century.

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creepy that you're posting on Obner while she's in labor.
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You don't really get to tell me about creepy, dale.

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So has the frightened turtle poked his head out the shell yet or what?

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You don't really get to tell me about creepy, dale.


Dale's right but you raise an excellent point as well.
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