It's September -- WTF Randomness

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

"I think if God is so easygoing he tolerates your summer fun pink watermelon yarmulke, hed probably be cool with no yarmulke." - Todd Barry

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:33 pm

that's the worst pixar movie

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:55 pm

i see shitty yarmulkes like that all the time in the town i deliver mail in.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

is it weird that I always assume that somebody with a hyphenated last name is British?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:38 pm

Cotton Wrote:

is it weird that I always assume that somebody with a hyphenated last name is British?

Not as bad as me assuming they're Afro-American, or the progeny of 60s/70s campus "radicals" turned corporate shills. Any non-black male between 18 & 35 with two last names is the latter, the rest black.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:38 pm

Of course, I'm sure BABGY SQUIRRRGGGLE boasts an hyphenated last name, too.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:02 pm

Wrong again, Montague. We should make it an emoticon.

And I applaud someone else picking up the BusCam slack.

:thumbsup:

Grape Ripple · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:06 pm

Goddamn do I fucking hate The Biggest Loser. The worst part about it is that my wife feels that because it makes her cry, it's the kind of program I can't sit on the couch with her with my headphones on, staring at my laptop.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:10 pm

Product placements aside, I actually enjoy it.

Yeah my cock is already in the sock drawer gathering dust.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:16 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

that's the worst pixar movie

yea, if you don't like racing

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

or good movies.

(sorry, Newman).

nobody · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:48 am

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Quote:

[url=http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/20090923_Cops_deter__gypsy_crime__on_elderly_couple_in_the_Northeast.html]The investigators, both of whom specialize in crimes against the elderly, spotted a man clad in a work uniform, clipboard in hand, with an identification card dangling from his neck.

"They saw him knock on an elderly couple's door and then go inside. They suspected some criminal activity, so they approached," Cella said.

The detectives got to the front door just as the con man was about to leave.

"The couple said he claimed to be a Water Department employee who had to check their water. He told them he was going to issue a rebate check," Cella said.

The scam artist, who was sporting a crude ID that consisted of a small photo pasted onto a card with the words "Identification Card," was promptly arrested.[/url]

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Wasn't sure if this was posted in the Mad Men thread or not (edit: looks like not, since no new posts in that thread since 8/31):

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

"oh, crap" was the hardest I've laughed in a very, very long time.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:32 pm

reporter turns ghetto

paper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:49 pm

two guns holla Wrote:

Wasn't sure if this was posted in the Mad Men thread or not (edit: looks like not, since no new posts in that thread since 8/31):

Kinsey's reaction is priceless.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:50 pm

that gif is lost on me.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:57 pm

Yeah. This one's a lot better...

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

boner pills Wrote:

that gif is lost on me.

it's people smiling and eating cake before getting spattered with shredded person.

This sort of thing should be right up your alley.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:18 pm

Cotton Wrote:

boner pills Wrote:

that gif is lost on me.

it's people smiling and eating cake before getting spattered with shredded person.

This sort of thing should be right up your alley.

well in that case...

i just haven't seen the show so i didn't know any of the characters or what was going on in it.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:30 pm

Cotton Wrote:

boner pills Wrote:

that gif is lost on me.

it's people smiling and eating cake before getting spattered with shredded person.

there's no blood.

that's obviously a paper shredder malfunction.

Donovan · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:52 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

boner pills Wrote:

that gif is lost on me.

it's people smiling and eating cake before getting spattered with shredded person.

there's no blood.

that's obviously a paper shredder malfunction.

A drunk secretary ran over the new boss's foot with a riding mower. I laughed like a crazy person.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:09 am

Cillian Murphy has been spotted at the Amazing Baby show. I've already seen him twice _ here alone. I'm thinking of kidnapping and hiding him in my purse. So frickin' cute! I wanna eat him up.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:18 am

hey tania, i'm gonna meet me some scots on friday

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