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 Post subject: Rotten Tomatoes Worst Movies of The 00's
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I've seen...

97. Boat Trip
93. A Sound Of Thunder
92. Babylon A.D.
66. The Fog
59. 88 Minutes
49. In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
32. Deuces Wild
30. Fear Dot Com
15. Alone In The Dark
2. One Missed Call
1. Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever

I'm surprised there weren't more.

Babylon A.D. was the only one I've seen in the theatre. The others were on netflix or cable.

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77. Date Movie
58. Christmas with the Kranks

I saw both with girlfriends at the time
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74. Envy (wife's choice)
64. Corky Romano (wife's choice)
49. In The Name of the King (downloaded this and then d/l'ed half way through)
32. Deuces Wild (bought this on dvd and can find many small reasons to like it)
18. Master of Disguise (wife's choice - i'm assuming this is the one with the Turtle Suit?)

never even heard of half of these movies. thankfully.

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I haven't seen any of these, but will bet that atleast 90 are better than that last Star Wars jonks.

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Yeah, what a weird list. I see lots and lots of movies, including stupid popular entertainments, and I haven't seen one of these.

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what harry said

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I saw The Fog.



it sucked.

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Poor Whiteout. I was looking forward to it until I saw the trailers, then I decided I was better off without it.

Good thing too, because that means I escaped without seeing anything on this list. Don't know what I would've done if that had happened. Phew.

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Only seen two:

All About Steve
Good Luck Chuck

Suppose I dodged a bullet.

Further, while I think All About Steve was radically under (over?) rated for this exercise -- it is easily bottom ten worst, if AAS not having a spot in the worst ten is a product of the critics finally taking that long, satisfying shit down Steve Zahn's throat, thus it shall be. I still remember certain Obners remarking they enjoyed Strange Wilderness, if due nothing else then at least for Zahn's performance... & I wondered: are we really that beholden to the sceneasta standard? I know all the indie fan-boys love them some Zahn, the fan-girls do too, but come on -- the movie was HORRIBLE.

& to that end, maybe as we step away from Apatovia over the next few years, as Judd & his repetory become ossified, we will see All About Steve in the same way. So it has Dr. Ken & Bradley Cooper in it -- big, fuckin' deal. It categorically never should have been filmed, & whoever thought to write it should have his screenwriters's card revoked.

For now, though, I am just happy with the Steve Zahn Career Death Spiral.
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MAX TARDCORE Wrote:
Only seen two:

All About Steve
Good Luck Chuck

Suppose I dodged a bullet.

Further, while I think All About Steve was radically under (over?) rated for this exercise -- it is easily bottom ten worst, if AAS not having a spot in the worst ten is a product of the critics finally taking that long, satisfying shit down Steve Zahn's throat, thus it shall be. I still remember certain Obners remarking they enjoyed Strange Wilderness, if due nothing else then at least for Zahn's performance... & I wondered: are we really that beholden to the sceneasta standard? I know all the indie fan-boys love them some Zahn, the fan-girls do too, but come on -- the movie was HORRIBLE.

& to that end, maybe as we step away from Apatovia over the next few years, as Judd & his repetory become ossified, we will see All About Steve in the same way. So it has Dr. Ken & Bradley Cooper in it -- big, fuckin' deal. It categorically never should have been filmed, & whoever thought to write it should have his screenwriters's card revoked.

For now, though, I am just happy with the Steve Zahn Career Death Spiral.


lol at you for...

1. your rant being mostly ridiculous since steve zahn isn't even in the movie.

2. you went to see a sandra bullock film.

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I have only seen one on the list: Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever

I guess if I was going to pick one bad movie to see, I picked the worst.
It was amazingly terrible, and I saw it in the theaters to boot.
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Oh, I know Steve Zahn wasn't in All About Steve... I was just trying to express that the failure to register AAS, in real-time, as the horror it is, is due the presence of "generally hipster-reliable" actors, much as it took three years for people to realize Strange Wilderness bit, the lag being due the presence of "hipster-reliable" Steve Zahn.
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It baffles me that English is your first language.

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Also seen a grand total of zero. My shit filter must be improving.

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I see lots and lots of movies, including stupid popular entertainments, and I haven't seen one of these.
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I've only seen one, Yu Gi Oh: The Movie, and then only because of Yu Gi Oh: The Abridged Series, which is hilarious.

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Envy (When people thought Jack Black was really funny.)
The Whole Ten Yards (The first one was sort of good...)
Master of Disguise (Dana Carvey, what happened?)
Happily N'Ever After (Which I didn't think was that bad, but not great)
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Corkey Romano
Battlefield Earth
Master of Disguise

I was forced to watch Master of Disguise. I was curious as to how bad Battlefield Earth could really be (answer: worse than advertised). I still enjoy Corkey Romano. Maybe. It's been many-a-year since I last saw it. God-willing I no longer would find it funny.
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94. The New Guy
74. Envy
64. Corky Romano
43. Darkness
18. The Master of Disguise
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None in theaters.

I rented Envy on DVD.

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saw the first 15 minutes of Celestine Prophecy, but thats about it

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I've seen enough of 88 Minutes to say, yeah, it's crap.
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