OCTOBER RANDOM

mutty · **Posted:** Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:29 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

two "i'm too sexy for my shirt" looking guys were just in my store and they were with girls who sounded like fran drescher. the girls liked the same [i don't know what] for their respective "the house in the hamptons", but when one said she was going to buy one, the other became mad, because i guess they couldn't have the same thing, and they left without buying anything.

i took a picture, but for some reason my phone is refusing to send it to my online album, so this is not a cap'n caliber story.

Might be for the best - they could be in the witness protection program.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:04 pm

The man in the blue jacket, obviously engorged -- is that Shiv?

You at the Red Sox game when this happened, Postman?

(Seriously, though, this is an all-time great sports photo.)

Lrr · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:46 am

What's he doing to that blond woman?

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:10 am

you have no life.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

is there even a guy in a blue jacket?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:49 am

"Vanessa del rios clit is on the practice squad for the Atlanta Falcons

it is a nose tackle"

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:23 pm

Hobo Railroad

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:36 pm

boner pills Wrote:

Hobo Railroad

There is a train that runs right by my office.I often have a fleeting thought to just jump on it and see what happens.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:41 pm

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

There is a train that runs right by my office.I often have a fleeting thought to just jump on it and see what happens.

I had a buddy in college who was going home all wasted with a girl once. About halfway there, he realized it was a mistake, so at a railroad crossing in Pittsburgh, he jumped out of the car and hopped on the train (which goes like 10 mph at this particular point) right as it entered into a tunnel. None of us had ever known where the tunnel ended, but it wasn't anywhere in the city that we knew about.

As it turns out, he jumped off at the next "stop" in a nearby town and we had to pick him up there at like 6 AM that day. He was covered in coal dust, which made the whole thing twice as hilarious.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:53 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

There is a train that runs right by my office.I often have a fleeting thought to just jump on it and see what happens.

I had a buddy in college who was going home all wasted with a girl once. About halfway there, he realized it was a mistake, so at a railroad crossing in Pittsburgh, he jumped out of the car and hopped on the train (which goes like 10 mph at this particular point) right as it entered into a tunnel. None of us had ever known where the tunnel ended, but it wasn't anywhere in the city that we knew about.

As it turns out, he jumped off at the next "stop" in a nearby town and we had to pick him up there at like 6 AM that day. He was covered in coal dust, which made the whole thing twice as hilarious.

My grandfather told me the story of he and his brothers hopping the train to the State Fair when they were kids. On the ride back, they didn't realize that [i]every other[i] train stopped in their town, they had thought every train stopped to unload/load cotton. He said the train didn't even slow down through his town, and ended up stopping about 20 miles down the tracks. They had to walk home, and got into town in time to just walk right to school.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:02 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Jesus, what is this from, Corey?

Yeah - we had a couple buddies decide they were gonna hobo it to NY from ATL one time. They made it to @ NC, in like 20 hours, and then one of them got picked up for matching the description of a fugitive, and he didn't have ID on him.
Fucking Frick and Frack these two.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:06 pm

These two buddies of ours jumped a train in Atlanta, I think their intention was to make it to some family event up north...they made it as far as North Carolina before getting picked up by railroad cops. Apparently one of them looked just like a guy who was wanted for murder--only his lack of a tattoo kept them out of more serious trouble.

If you know these two characters, this whole episode makes perfect sense.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:07 pm

Oh shit, jinx.

We even got the details pretty much the same.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:09 pm

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Jesus, what is this from, Corey?

Yeah - we had a couple buddies decide they were gonna hobo it to NY from ATL one time. They made it to @ NC, in like 20 hours, and then one of them got picked up for matching the description of a fugitive, and he didn't have ID on him.
Fucking Frick and Frack these two.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beware!_Children_at_Play

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I don't know if I could just jump on a train, what with the goddamned hobo mafia and all.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:31 pm

Have we talked about Letterman having a sex dungeon in the theater where they film The Late Show?

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:00 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Oh shit, jinx.

We even got the details pretty much the same.

I don't think I ever heard this one... who the hell was it?

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:29 pm

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

Have we talked about Letterman having a sex dungeon in the theater where they film The Late Show?

I would really love to hear that it was a refurbished Ed Sullivan sex dungeon.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:17 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

Have we talked about Letterman having a sex dungeon in the theater where they film The Late Show?

I would really love to hear that it was a refurbished Ed Sullivan sex dungeon.

Where did you think John met Yoko?

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:09 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

Have we talked about Letterman having a sex dungeon in the theater where they film The Late Show?

I would really love to hear that it was a refurbished Ed Sullivan sex dungeon.

It's probably something really tame like an office with a couch or some shit.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:30 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Senator GAR QAEDA Wrote:

Have we talked about Letterman having a sex dungeon in the theater where they film The Late Show?

I would really love to hear that it was a refurbished Ed Sullivan sex dungeon.

It's probably something really tame like an office with a couch or some shit.

roleplaying. Tame to the passerby, hot to those in the loop.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:59 pm

The new Raveonettes CD will be in my Top 5 of 2009 as well!

mugwump67 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:23 pm

After seeing these in the pharmacy yesterday, I'm now rooting for the apocolypse.

Battery powered condoms...
https://www.trojanvibratingring.com/ind ... ratingring

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Note the copyright on Krispy Kreme, but not on White Castle.

Ah, Carnies.

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