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Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:02 pm

Fucking Worcester.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:03 pm

Tufts University: No sex in room while roommate is present

toots · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:42 pm

tufts, lol

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:20 pm

HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rare flamingo of mysterious origin spotted in Fla.

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Plastic pink flamingos may be all over Florida, but it's rare to find a real one.

It's even more rare to see a variety called the "lesser flamingo," native to Africa and Asia. And that's just what a birder managed to capture in a photo last week in Merritt Island National Refuge.

Experts say it's the first sighting here of a non-captive lesser flamingo, though greater flamingoes are occasionally seen.

The bird appeared to have an identification band on its leg, but no one's sure where it came from.

Some of the nearest flocks are at Walt Disney World, the Jacksonville Zoo and an animal park and zoo in Albany, Ga. But none of those facilities have reported a bird missing.

OMFG

Donovan · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:21 pm

Last night a couple of guys broke into the Calgary Zoo and one of them was mauled by a tiger. He'll likely lose an arm because of the attack.

The part of the story that makes me sick is there's word that he might sue because the zoo didn't adequately protect him from his own drunken stupidity. And if anything happens to the tiger, I'll personally tear off his good arm and beat him with it.

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:23 pm

there's some animals up in this bitch.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:57 am

Donovan Wrote:

Last night a couple of guys broke into the Calgary Zoo and one of them was mauled by a tiger. He'll likely lose an arm because of the attack.

This sounds just about perfectly balanced.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:08 am

Donovan Wrote:

Last night a couple of guys broke into the Calgary Zoo and one of them was mauled by a tiger. He'll likely lose an arm because of the attack.

The part of the story that makes me sick is there's word that he might sue because the zoo didn't adequately protect him from his own drunken stupidity. And if anything happens to the tiger, I'll personally tear off his good arm and beat him with it.

One of the "unharmed"

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/41524/1d ... e=sw940nws

Apparently the tiger who did it was "one of our most laid-back cats".

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:10 am

He kinda looks like Haq, but heavier.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:50 pm

RETARDS SWIMMING!

toots · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:59 pm

THIS JUST IN

guy kills himself at zombieland in my hometown movie theater

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:43 pm

toots and the midols Wrote:

THIS JUST IN

guy kills himself at zombieland in my hometown movie theater

lol, just read that. wow. :lol:

toots · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:09 am

surely it wasnt that bad

i wanted to see it

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:23 am

no, go see it, bring a gun...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:41 am

An aunt stabbed her 16 year old niece after arguing about laundry.

That brings the homicide tally in Vermont this year up to four.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:44 pm

Soon you will be all alone.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:57 pm

yeah, plus we lose the youth population anyway, we don't need murder to aid that.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:39 pm

RI man accused of driving with man in windshield.

Motorist given 50 year-sentence in windshield murder trial

I dunno, is this becoming an epidemic?

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