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Dalen
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dalen, 4th grade? yeah right. i can smell your shit filled pants from here.


don't hate on those of us that have control of our bowels brown boy.
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stolen from Hipinion today:

I walked into the bathroom around 7:30 this morning to take a leak. I'm mid-way through peeing and I hear someone practically kick in the door. Then there was a sliding noise because he dropped his brief case so fast on the ground that it slid across the floor.

He threw open the door to the stall and slammed it shut but it kind of bounced back open. Then all of a sudden he starts this panicked/ depressed half yell, 'ohhhhhh OOHHH GOD NO, PLEASE NO.' and as he was saying the words I could hear liquid shit hitting the fabric of the back of his pants.

I got the fuck out of there.
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i ain't ashamed, you all do it too.



I'm not dogging on you, but in all seriousness I have never sharted.

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'ohhhhhh OOHHH GOD NO, PLEASE NO.'



I keep laughing about this

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im curious if that dude finished peeing

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Dalen Wrote:
'ohhhhhh OOHHH GOD NO, PLEASE NO.'



I keep laughing about this


There is no worse feeling in the world that doesn't involve violence.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
'ohhhhhh OOHHH GOD NO, PLEASE NO.'



I keep laughing about this


There is no worse feeling in the world that doesn't involve violence.


it's like you know the accident is approaching and are completely helpless.
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That's a kind of violence

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well I'm not going to repost my two rather long rambling stories, but they're on page 5 of that thread.
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about three years ago i made one of my favorite lentil curries for dinner. the next day I ate leftovers for lunch. later that afternoon, while playing tetris attack with the girlfriend I sneezed and a fart I'd been holding back on (one that I could feel would be tragic and room clearing if released), slipped out. with this evil gas came a little bit of shit.


the back half of this story is as soon as the nightmare shart broke loose, I threw my controller to the ground and stuttered to my gf "You play I'll be right back!". As our tetris battles were quite heated and our skills being close to even, she found it odd that I forfeited so abruptly, and to puzzle her even more, that I jumped up from the game and ran to the bathroom, only to hear the shower start up seconds later.

Within mear moments she was outside the shower curtain questioning the hell out of me. "Why would you just jump up out of the blue and run to go take a shower??? Why couldn't we finish our game? You already showered today. I don't get it! What are you doing in there!? "

After what seemed like hours of dead silence on my part, I could not for the life of me think of an excuse as to why I NEEDED the shower so abruptly, I replied "Baby, I shit my pants... don't tell anybody ok?"

As expected she laughed herself into a hysteric fit and proceeded to reminisce and laugh about the whole event for the rest of the day.

Then in early spring this year, she calls me from work and tells me she has had a stomach ache all day and needs me to "discreetly" bring her a change of clothes as she had shit her pants at work. Ahhh, karma's sweet sweet revenge....
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Within mear moments she was outside the shower curtain questioning the hell out of me.


Marriage for me meant stopping this shit cold. If the bathroom door's closed, you don't go in there, period, no matter which of us it is.

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barker Wrote:
Within mear moments she was outside the shower curtain questioning the hell out of me.


Marriage for me meant stopping this shit cold. If the bathroom door's closed, you don't go in there, period, no matter which of us it is.


wow. Ang and i rarely shower alone. always together.

pooping on the other hand...
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No, if the door's OPEN, then it's fair game. Showers, general hygeine, no big deal. But if that door's closed, then don't come a-knockin'.

It was easier at the last place, which had a shitter on all 3 floors. ...The perfect crime, every time.

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wow. Ang and i rarely shower alone. always together.

pooping on the other hand...


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pooping on the other hand...

i suppose you and her don't poop. you just cum a dozen times a day instead.

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wow. Ang and i rarely shower alone. always together.

pooping on the other hand...


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FUDGEFEST

Das gut!
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finally a successful doodoo thread on Obner.
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