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Not to sound overly ungracious, but do these people actually think anyone anywhere really wants to get this on their doorstep?

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You can't even fucking Craigslist / Ebay it. And we're just hippy enough to feel guilty about tossing it into the landfill, so it's still sitting around. GODDAMMIT.

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That is awesome.

You need to post some of them, kinda like the Scientology affirmations.

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make a beautiful mixed media collage with them and hang it above the baby's crib so she will grow up happy and blessed

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i haven't heard of that


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MADE IN CHINA

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wenchlette Wrote:
make a beautiful mixed media collage with them and hang it above the baby's crib so she will grow up happy and blessed


I want to punch Colleen Neely in the throat

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I don't even understand what the holy fuck that is.

Stay on registry, people!


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Fill it full of cum & send it back, along with a note saying 'I won't be needing this anymore.'

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Turn 'em into swear jars.


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What isn't?

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It'd only be worse if it had Scientology "blessings."

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
we're just hippy enough to feel guilty about tossing it into the landfill, so it's still sitting around. GODDAMMIT.



aren't cardboard and glass recyclable?


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make a bong out of it

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i'll come over and smash it, if you want.

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if you didn't like it you could have just said so


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i'll come over and smash it, if you want.


It's the least they can do for you, seeing as you didn't get to eat the placenta.


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dr. carl hill Wrote:
i'll come over and smash it, if you want.


It's the least they can do for you, seeing as you didn't get to eat the placenta.


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"Brownlow Gifts"

More like Browneye gift.


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aren't cardboard and glass recyclable?


Done and done, but that huge block of styrofoam, notsomuch.


On the flipside, got a box of some pretty cool clothes for her from a coworker yesterday that the wife actually likes, which is nice.

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