So at the skate park this morning....

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:12 pm

...there was this 16 year old girl just shredding it, really good. She was the only other person there.

She came up and asked me what time it was. I told her and then asked her "so you're off school today?" She responded "I've been home schooled since I was 5." She then proceeded to drop in and do a huge frontside ollie over the rail.

2 minutes later walks out, gets into a 2009 BMW, and dives off.

She's livin' the life.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:21 pm

Same story told from her perspective:

paper · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:27 pm

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:35 pm

better luck next time brah

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:45 pm

home school girls are total sluts...

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:49 pm

Dalen loves stuffing Wrote:

I walked over to her to ask her what time it was, even though I have a watch. She told me and then I asked her "so you're off school today?" She responded "I've been home schooled since I was 5." Then I said "you know, in France, all children drink wine..."

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:50 pm

this isn't about perversion dudes, this is about her livin' the life.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:55 pm

Everything with you is about perversion.

Also yeah, it sounds like she's gonna be pretty interesting when she grows up.

TheTheory · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:58 pm

I'm not sure which is scarier--the fact that you were at a skate park stalking underage girls, or the fact that you knew her exact age.

Whatever the case, sounds like you're living your dream life. Congrats.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:02 pm

guys, Monty didn't start this thread.

i'm just guessing she was 16, maybe older.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

sounds like you are living the fuckin life actually, grown man at a skate park at noon on a friday

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

when i used to ditch a day in high school and some adult (all cops, as far as we were concerned) would ask why i wasn't in school, i'd always say, "i'm home-schooled." we didn't drive bmws, though.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:49 pm

Growing up fail.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:50 pm

some people go to the gym, i go to the skate park.

and i have every Friday off till the middle of January :-)

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:52 pm

Kingfish Wrote:

Growing up fail.

wealth doesn't come with age.

oh, and â€œIts OK to grow up, just as long as you don't grow old."

thanks Jarvis.

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

i'm 23 and i can't even go see a movie at the mall anymore... feels like i'm crashing chucky cheese.

way to face the awkwardness of losing all the things you loved as a kid head on.

getting married made me question my prolonged love for everything from the simpsons to coco puffs.

i'm just praying the glimmer in my eye shows up before i stop liking that stuff altogether.

jsh · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:10 pm

whoa you're married?
i think it's about time i start reading comics.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

Kingfish Wrote:

Growing up fail.

i don't think people who write, "growing up fail" should judge others maturity.

toots · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:16 pm

whatev

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

jsh Wrote:

whoa you're married?
i think it's about time i start reading comics.

random comments about Lenoire, Invader Zim, and AFI.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:12 pm

posthumus Wrote:

i'm 23 and i can't even go see a movie at the mall anymore... feels like i'm crashing chucky cheese.

way to face the awkwardness of losing all the things you loved as a kid head on.

getting married made me question my prolonged love for everything from the simpsons to coco puffs.

i'm just praying the glimmer in my eye shows up before i stop liking that stuff altogether.

don't ever forget the things that you've enjoyed on your journey through life. seriously. once you do, you're dead.

if marriage made you question the things you truly love, then it wasn't the right decision to get married.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:18 pm

i hope you got her license plate number so you can drop loads outside her bedroom window.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:14 pm

o no u dint.

seafoam · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:49 am

at a traffic light I saw a hot WILF walking her dog to the park the other day in a lovely fitting pewter grey terry gym suit, I stared awkwardly, hot is hot, and man am I cannot defend against that. . . long red light it was

Mick · **Posted:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:08 am

Dalen loves stuffing Wrote:

posthumus Wrote:

i'm 23 and i can't even go see a movie at the mall anymore... feels like i'm crashing chucky cheese.

way to face the awkwardness of losing all the things you loved as a kid head on.

getting married made me question my prolonged love for everything from the simpsons to coco puffs.

i'm just praying the glimmer in my eye shows up before i stop liking that stuff altogether.

don't ever forget the things that you've enjoyed on your journey through life. seriously. once you do, you're dead.

if marriage made you question the things you truly love, then it wasn't the right decision to get married.

On the other hand, if the things you truly love are cocoa puffs and the simpsons, you should probably reconsider life altogether....

So at the skate park this morning....

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