seriously though, potato latkes are the best (only) thing the jews have provided the culinary world

i have seen the jelly applied to toast. that's going a little far. overall though, there is nothing wrong with the gefilte fish. you only have to eat it once a year, so why not.

my local deli would like to have a word with you.

Yep.

Brisket, anyone?

A guy who used to work with me was Jewish and had this on the back of his car:

WRONG!

and don't tell me you don't love the jew coke that comes out around passover...two weeks of pure sugar coca cola, no corn syrup.

stealing from the mexicans.

Having had both, i gotta agree with bob here.

Both are horrendous. I will eat it out of politeness. I can choke down more gefilte fish than lutefisk before i start gagging/retching.

and i also agree with shiv. you can get mexicoke all year round.

Deny. Jews being huge foodies with deep pockets has provided more.

Also demanding a higher level of Chinese food.

Seriously, dude. Most inflammatory thing ever written on this board.
Then again, not everyone can have my mom as a personal jew chef.
The only bad thing about her gefilte fish is the smell the day she cooks it, but it is DELICIOUS. It's all texture.

jealous, i've never had homemade gefilte.

truest thing ever written on this board.
and honestly if you're retarded enough to eat gefilte fish out of a jar...
... or baked in a loaf ...
you do not deserve individual home-handmade gefilte fish.

our door is open to you eliyahu.

so if I like it out of a jar, does that mean i don't deserve your moms?

also, what is it with jews and The Grateful Dead?
longing for a nomadic tribe and oppressors?

yes, especially the nomadic tribe aspect, and aimless leaders. it's not contained to the dead. the phenomenon extends to phish, and so on.

you can have some of my mom's gefilte fish as long as i don't have to try the jarred shit. also you must have a bite of her brisket, matzo ball soup, latkes, mundel bread, and a hello dolly.

Thankfully i get home made brisket, matzo ball soup and mundel bread. Been a while on the latkes.

oy vey!

Matzo is an AMAZING hangover help. I used to fucking crawl into this Jewish Deli when I lived in Augusta and order a fucking VAT of that shit.

Passover Seder is a pretty good meal. I mean, anything cooked in chicken fat is pretty awesome.

Also: Bagel's and Lox.

you know what sucks? temple.