You need to buy one of these at some point:



Although they may have recently discontinued them.

I will do my best.

Heading to the store after work to pick one up. I'll try and up pics.

I hope this ends with you being woken up by explosive diarrhea.

holy shit. pure evil.

the Taliban are behind this i'll bet.

i mean...

that is, if i survive.

the diarrhea might actually save you by getting rid of the poison quickly.

Do you have a Flip camera? This might require video documentation..

bahahahaha.

i'm pretty sure my body is going to reject this thing quickly.

i honestly thought these numbers would be higher. Shit doesn't even have 100% of your daily salt needs. Weak.

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories- ... er-i115942

I would just grab a book, a beer, nuke the meal and head to the john to eat it there.

Dalen, I did this "experiment" a few years back and I recall not feeling full when it's done. there is something magical in the "food" that allows you to eat it endlessly even though it doesn't really taste good or have a pleasing texture or smell.

i'm just gonna eat this fucker in the bath, Gummo style.

i think my issue will be the salt. i hate over-seasoned food, and hate having to drink 1,000 glasses of water afterwards.

which meal did u eat?

Knowing me, it was in the "rib" genre.

sweet jesus

Well Played

I don't consider this an experiment, but that might be due to my low brow dietary habits.
I can eat one of those, consume several cans of Old Milwaukee or Schlitz and then eat something like beef jerky or fritos as a snack and not have to worry about explosive diarrhea

It's stuff like SpaghettiOs, Deviled Ham and Banquet Tamale TV dinners that would make me fear for my bowels.
Also any food from Jack in the Box, A&W and/or Culvers and Runza.

Culvers? That place is like heaven on earth, and even my clinically diagnosed Wusssy Stomach™ was able to handle it well.

I always get the Butter Burger with cheese that comes with at least two patties, onion rings and drink a root beer. I should probably order a smaller burger.

I wish they had Culvers in the Philadelphia area, but I imagine they wouldn't be as clean or as friendly as the ones I went to in Wisconsin.

Remember this from junior year. & I wonder if the female participant still doesn't match her underpants to her bra. (I recall that as a major quibble of the Spark's readership.)

The Fat Project

& lo, Eric might be on his third marriage, Nicole might be a sometimes Crack Whore Confessor, but at least Christian Rudder turned out ok. I mean, if you like twee-pop.

yeah, this isn't really an experiment. i had to go to Wal-Mart to pick up a toy that they only had there. i ventured over to the food section to grab a bottle of Sriracha, and when i walked by the frozen foods, i saw these XXL Hungry Man meals and thought, "fuck, i'll bet i haven't had one of these in over a decade".

so now of course i have a craving for something that will no doubt send my body into shock, as i usually eat fairly well, just too much.

i'm gonna get a Natty Ice to wash the beast down.

Just had Culvers on Sunday. Man those burgers are good.

you get that vanilla-flavored frozen butter?

Read how much salt is in them things. That'll make you lose your appetite for sure.

The freezing process tends to degrade the taste of food[citation needed], and the meals are thus heavily processed with extra salt and fat to compensate. In addition, stabilizing the product for a long period typically means that companies will use partially hydrogenated vegetable oils for some (typically dessert) items, which are high in trans fats that can adversely affect cardiovascular health. The dinners are almost always significantly less nutritious than fresh food, and are formulated to remain edible after long periods of storage, thus often requiring preservatives such as BHT. There is, however, some variability between brands.[11]

The Backyard BBQ has 1650mg of sodium for 1/2 the container. That's 69% of the recommended daily salt. Shit.

Good luck.

It will hit him loooooong before bedtime.