FHM's Sexiest Women: The List

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:31 am

ayah Wrote:

have you found Neverland yet?

I think his spending his summers there in his pre-high school days may have been what started all this nonsense.

splates · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:34 am

Does anyone else just skip past lengthy Monty posts?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:53 am

Elvis Fu Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

have you found Neverland yet?

I think his spending his summers there in his pre-high school days may have been what started all this nonsense.

Sadly, I never had the privilege of being molested by extraterrestial pop-stars. Nor priests. Imagine: I am the only altar-boy in America to have served mass at some point in the last thirty years not to have been inappropriately touched by a reverend.

So, it's not just the (heterosexual) ladies who won't give me the time of day; creepy men with hard-on for kids won't either. I really am that repulsive.

But, it's funny, in a Cinnabonesque way.

No?

Spun Plates Wrote:

Does anyone else just skip past lengthy Monty posts?

Me, me, me...

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:56 am

splates Wrote:

Does anyone else just skip past lengthy Monty posts?

i haven't read one in years, save for one or two that pretended to be about sports, but big senator dave swears that they're worth reading.

splates · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:05 am

Not so big Ghita Wrote:

Sadly, I never had the privilege of being molested by extraterrestial pop-stars. Nor priests. Imagine: I am the only altar-boy in America to have served mass at some point in the last thirty years not to have been inappropriately touched by a reverend.

So, it's not just the (heterosexual) ladies who won't give me the time of day; creepy men with hard-on for kids won't either. I really am that repulsive.

But, it's funny, in a Cinnabonesque way.

No?

Good post/sig combo

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:05 am

chase Wrote:

splates Wrote:

Does anyone else just skip past lengthy Monty posts?

i haven't read one in years, save for one or two that pretended to be about sports, but big senator dave swears that they're worth reading.

It's called irony... Secretly, actually, you all (inclusive the Krylon King of Calera) want to kill me, though no one moreso than Fractured, since my role as CIA on this operation infringes on his as FBI.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:08 am

splates Wrote:

Not so big Ghita Wrote:

Sadly, I never had the privilege of being molested by extraterrestial pop-stars. Nor priests. Imagine: I am the only altar-boy in America to have served mass at some point in the last thirty years not to have been inappropriately touched by a reverend.

So, it's not just the (heterosexual) ladies who won't give me the time of day; creepy men with hard-on for kids won't either. I really am that repulsive.

But, it's funny, in a Cinnabonesque way.

No?

Good post/sig combo

Oh, and, 'ey, dOOdz -- how's the party-line working out? Or, did New Zealand move out of 1940 and into the modern-day?

splates · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:14 am

Alright lets get this thread back on track

[img][252:500]http://www.carphotoalbums.com/photos/data/3004/451.jpg[/img]

Ms Kreuk

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:24 am

I'll offer

Srta Sandino Moreno

splates · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:25 am

Nice.

You should just post pictures instead of typing.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:28 am

splates Wrote:

Nice.

You should just post pictures instead of typing.

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:17 pm

Philip F. Spoon Wrote:

2005 Reader's poll, in case it matters (doubtful):

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Paris Hilton

fhm readers are mutants

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:17 pm

or horses. but i like the mutant story better.

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:19 pm

splates Wrote:

Alright lets get this thread back on track

[img][252:500]http://www.carphotoalbums.com/photos/data/3004/451.jpg[/img]

Ms Kreuk

sorry, =

(sometimes)

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:21 pm

Where's Sydney??

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:33 pm

#1

[img][316:500]http://jmarck4.free.fr/galerie/gal/Old%20lingerie%20scans/OLS056.jpg[/img]

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:54 pm

Aimarr Wrote:

#1

[img][316:500]http://jmarck4.free.fr/galerie/gal/Old%20lingerie%20scans/OLS056.jpg[/img]

Who is... this?

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:55 pm

is that Michele Rodriguez?

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

TheTwilightKid Wrote:

Michele Rodriguez?

she killed in girlfight.
i saw her on punk'd recently.
she's so street.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:07 pm

TheTwilightKid Wrote:

is that Michele Rodriguez?

Wow. I have never seen her look better... Plus, she looks sort-of subcontinental in the shot.

She's not half-Paki, is she?

Charli · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:08 pm

Those not on the list that I'm surprised by:

Lauren Graham(Gilmore Girls)
Alexis Bleidel(holy jesus Rory has grown up!! She's gorgeous, absolutely and she's in Sin City)

Amanda Peet(something about her I like, she's beautiful)
Rose McGowan
Amy Acker(from Angel)
Charisma Carpenter(from Angel and now Charmed)

But Paris fucking Hilton number 3??? As my little brother put it last night at the bar, "she'll fuck you if you just whip your dick out no matter what you look like or how much money. She's an ugly whore" hehee

That list is dubious.

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:14 pm

TheTwilightKid Wrote:

is that Michele Rodriguez?

hell no. whats wrong with you.

ps. yea, michelle rodrigez is hot tho. just kindda not pretty.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:16 pm

then who is it? inquiring minds want to know.

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:16 pm

Quote:

39. Adriana Lima

gong-li · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:19 pm

as for the poll, i guess ppl find all sorts of crazy, ugly things "sexy". who knows. "whatever floats your boat lol"

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