Recomended

Makes beer go a lot further.

Why give blood when you can just let it?

Give blood...
And you'll find that blood is not enough.


So, you need a beer or two!

this is one of the primary reasons i give blood

Wish I could give blood, done it once. I just hate needles and can’t do it.

just mix hard liquor (like vodka) with gatorade & drink that -- you'll be drunk in no time!

then go on a plane...then you'll be higher than a mofo.

before and during can be pretty real too

i did this once, and never again will i donate blood... i almost passed out at the sight of the needle going in my arm and watching the blood drain. but then i went drinking after, and all it took was 2 drinks= drunk.

drinking post-giving blood = not reccommended...
That's why I never give blood...

This belongs in the "say something interesting about yourself" thread, but....

I have been turned down twice when attempting to give blood, and I have not proffered since, as I won't be fooled again. The first was senior year of high-school: during the Nat'l Honour Society blood-drive, I showed, but was shooed away as I was deemed potentially malarial for having been in the Yucatan the preceding summer (the drive was in Feb '98 ). The next: junior year of college, one of the campus service group hosted a drive, and again, I was turned down, for being in Spain the previous Spring (the drive was Nov '00), for I was determined potentially pathogenic of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.

Fuck giving blood, then. They don't have to tell me again that my life-juice isn't wanted.

Asshat Red Cross bitches... Eat shit and die.