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 Post subject: Fucking Viruses.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:34 pm 
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I may make the 6 PM news after I drag my son out in the front yard, dismember him without prejudice, and toss the parts on top of the pile of other limbs I cut off a crepe myrtle tree yesterday.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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Are you sure it's something your boy brought in? I've had similar days with my boy but came to learn later that it may have been me all along (I never told him though. I still wanted him as careful as possible).


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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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He's a porn junkie, possibly worse even than Dalen, and has no concept of safe porn-perusal.


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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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don't ever


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show him efukt.com

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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If he infected your computer, then set up user accounts (don't give him admin privileges) and passwords, then ban him from the computer for a month by locking his account. If he wines about not being able to install stuff, ban him for a few days every time he asks unless its verifiably for school. Nothing can screw up a computer faster than an unmonitored kid with admin privileges.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:26 pm 
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If he infected your computer, then set up user accounts (don't give him admin privileges) and passwords, then ban him from the computer for a month by locking his account. If he wines about not being able to install stuff, ban him for a few days every time he asks unless its verifiably for school. Nothing can screw up a computer faster than an unmonitored kid with admin privileges.


I AM going to lock out the computer even though he got a laptop 2 days ago- he can kill that fucking thing with impunity. And, this "kid" is older than most of the Obnish.


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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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Put the child-protection locks on the internet. He'll be relegated to ESPN and Disney.com

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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If he's that old, then either kick his ass, or kick his ass out of the house. Fucking with anyone's computer like that ain't cool. What if he did something to corrupt your home directory or email? Who knows what he's downloading--even a relatively benign topless pic of a 17-year old could cause a ton of legal hassles.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Viruses.
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computer virus or herpes?

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