Pick which Hungry Man meal I should eat tomorrow night

tentoze · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:37 pm

Oops. Al's Hammer got me.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:09 am

8 pages on tv dinners...you have a gift

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

squirrgle was really bringing the lolz earlier in this thread

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:15 pm

Tentoze may be on to something. Lucky for him his kid isn't a minor, or the Florida DFACS office would be paying him a lil visit.

tentoze · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:25 pm

I dunno- I could eat the ass end of an elephant right now. And, contemplating pulling that bitch out of the freezer, the comparison might well be appropriate.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:46 pm

This might be my pick:

One of the characteristics that attracted me to this particular entrée is that it offers "Jumbo" Popcorn chicken. I had previously assumed that the downsizing of the chicken finger or nugget into "Popcorn" size was to enjoy the novelty of a bit-sized deep-fried piece of poultry. But that clearly won't do, they have graciously Jumbo'd it for the Hungry Man. Which practically just makes them chicken balls, but because they're not smooth like chicken balls, they cannot be legally called chicken balls. I'm not certain of the rule of law here. Also, it would chink up the meal. But the single characteristic that froze me in my tracks as I wandered around the Wal-Mart at 7am was the other side dish. Why the fuck is there a TWINKIE WITH TOMATO SAUCE ON IT??!!! That does not look like the filling I am used to. Then I read the box, those are Pizza Sticks! Frankly it looks like ejaculate and blood with breading. Suffice to say, this qualifies for the truly gross and I will be picking this up in the New Year.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:50 pm

I'm disappointed that I was not invited to participate.

You must have realized that this is what I eat everyday anyway.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:55 pm

that is such a fantastic choice, dj

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:08 pm

i cant wait for the new year to begin

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:44 pm

man, gonna be tough to top that dj.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:58 pm

Drinky Wrote:

I'm disappointed that I was not invited to participate.

You must have realized that this is what I eat everyday anyway.

By all means, participate.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

Oh 1 and a half lbs of food!

I've eaten a whole* roast on my own with microwaved fries.

* usually give end pieces to the cat.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:44 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

This might be my pick:

One of the characteristics that attracted me to this particular entrée is that it offers "Jumbo" Popcorn chicken. I had previously assumed that the downsizing of the chicken finger or nugget into "Popcorn" size was to enjoy the novelty of a bit-sized deep-fried piece of poultry. But that clearly won't do, they have graciously Jumbo'd it for the Hungry Man. Which practically just makes them chicken balls, but because they're not smooth like chicken balls, they cannot be legally called chicken balls. I'm not certain of the rule of law here. Also, it would chink up the meal. But the single characteristic that froze me in my tracks as I wandered around the Wal-Mart at 7am was the other side dish. Why the fuck is there a TWINKIE WITH TOMATO SAUCE ON IT??!!! That does not look like the filling I am used to. Then I read the box, those are Pizza Sticks! Frankly it looks like ejaculate and blood with breading. Suffice to say, this qualifies for the truly gross and I will be picking this up in the New Year.

bwahahahahah, awesome! dude, that sauce is going to be the death of your bowels. it just looks deadly.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:31 pm

It looks like strawberry sauce.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:41 pm

I like how it's called the "Sports Grill" meal but nothing in there even feigns to look like it was grilled.

What this means: Hungry Man has neither time nor regard for semantics!

Awesome. 2010 is going to be awesome.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:02 pm

holy shit, good work people.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:27 pm

hm, maybe i'll go to the supermarket and see what they have.

edit: working on one now.

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