Mom: One Kiss Can Lead to Another: Girl Group Sounds Lost and Found
Dad: iphone "incase" slider and Sam Cooke live at the harlem square club
Sister: Dvd and some jelly bellies
Cousins: Metroid Trilogy for the wii, cd's, and Buckyballs (this thing is awesome)
Grandmas: A Scarf from moma
My aunt: A Clock from moma
My uncle: cd's and a mix with this as the cover:

It was a lean year due to extensive home improvements and repair that had to happen since we got the house two years ago, but the kitchen is paid off, the floor is paid off, and the windows and siding will be paid off this year.

But I gave my wife my ipods and got her connected in her truck for her commute, and she got grown up dinnerware for 12, although there's no way we can seat that many.

the cover of your mix is awesome btw.

i made a silly comic of my son to give to the relatives

A framed piece of Old Yankee Stadium for my mom.
A ticket to a Robert Cray show for my father.
A Sodastream for one brother.
A folk art chainsaw sculpture of a Papillion for another brother.
A tabletop puppet theatre and puppets for a friend's daughter.
A Photoshopped and framed picture and favorite quote from a drunken night out for a friend.
Something for ayah.
Homemade cookies and cakes for various people.

a gift certificate to barnes & noble for my mom
the godfather trilogy dvd set for my stepdad
a gift certificate to a restaurant for both of them
a gift certificate to a restaurant for my dad & stepmom
a bottle of godiva chocolate liqueur for both of them
lego guitar hero for wii for my nephew
bop it! for my niece
a webkin husky for my niece
and a bunch of clothes for both of them

Sister: some JCrew shit, tiramisu cake from Williams-Sonoma
Mom: Tiffany scar, tiramisu cake from W-S (to share with Sister)
Dad: Book with hidden compartment for flask, flask filled with Gentleman Jack
Brother: Bike bag
Sister in Law: Subscription to Vegetarian Times
Bloor: Gonzo Lapel Pin/Pink Gonzo Onesie for the kid
Fembloor: Some shit Femgar picked out, I think from Anthropoligie?
My buddy Matt: Book with hidden compartment for a pistol (no pistol though)
Femgar: a straight gang of shit from J Crew, assorted other crap she wanted
Baby Gar: a bunch of clothes, etc that I should have saved the money on and put in his college fund, but hey the price for that was TEARS
InLaws: Couple of gift certificates, a couple of dinners while we're in Dallas, A gently used 2003 GMC Envoy
Derris: Subscription to Southern Tailgater Magazine
FemDerris: Some Sports Illustrated photo book
My buddy Justin: A Bacon Wallet
Client referrer #1: Glenfiddich 21 y.o.
Client referrer #2: A Magnum of Ridge Zinfandel
Client referrer/Attorney/Fixer: A Magnum of Silver Oak
Mayor I got elected: half case of assorted white wine
Sent 600+ firm Christmas cards as well.

gonzo baby clothes and lapel pin, lol

A Bottle of Stone Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon
Season 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Plus, 1/4 of all the gifts we got for our parents.

I'm assuming you mean the appliance and not this fine EP:






A 20-year old Asian girl?

She said Ayah, not South Pacific.

... Though, come to think of it, Ayah & SoPa cruising for chicks, like some kind of "Wild n' Crazy Guys" update, would be pretty f'n' rad.

They are both awesome. The lapel pin has already gotten a couple of looks. THEY UNDERSTAND IMMEDIATELY.

gave my with a bulova watch, some clothes, a mixer, a cookbook from a local chef, and some other random stuff. son got a little toy piano, a matchbox car track set, and an automatic teeball game.

It's like Jimmy in Goodfellas: 'You might not know who we are, but WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

They might not grasp what it really means, but when someone sees you wearing something like this, they know you mean business.

Like I told Bloor -- I had to send them a SASE and a packet of New Canadian Money to acquire the pieces.

I did, but I'mma gonna check that out now.


Meryl Streep carrying a cheese platter.