I present my #1 Ms. Adriana Lima

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Not a celebrity, but I swear... Soviet and ex-Soviet dames are the best, between the ages of 15 and 30.

Whatever the case, though, I can say I am hot for teacher.

Yeah...after actually looking at the list, I found about 30 people there that I'd actually consider above average or "beautiful" . But then again, the list is of the "Sexiest", which in this context apparently means "most whorish" .

Lima is my favorite on the lsit, but Monica Belucci is a strong #2. She exudes "sexy" a hell of a lot more than Paris Hilton. Monica looks like a woman you'd want to be with all by yourself on an island somewhere and you'd be a completely changed person when you returned to your life.

Paris looks like an easy pickup that is impossible to actually have sex with because of how much coke she bumped that night.

HOW PARIS HILTON ENDS UP ON "SEXY" LISTS:

pay attention to paris hilton.
paris who?
you should memorize the name paris hilton.
isn't she the daughter of the hotel dude?
paris hilton should be adored.
isn't paris hilton in that sex vid?
you should care about paris hilton.
yeh, i totally saw the porn. she blew her bf. that's so skanky, i'll watch it again.
you should care about paris hilton.
ah, paris hilton. i know of this paris hilton.
you should care about paris hilton.
that 'simple life' show is really awful, she's on there cause she's, uh, rich. i can't stop watching it. nicole whatsherface is really awesome too.
you should care about paris hilton.
hey, there's paris on the cover of a magazine!
paris hilton.
hey, there she is again! less-clad! i heard she's a designer
paris hilton.
paris is an icon.
paris hilton.
she's my hero.
paris hilton.
she's really skag. i love paris. she's so sexy.

WE HAVE A WINNER. if you hear it enough times, you start to think it's true.

those morons left rhona mitra off the list.

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no, you HAVE to share!

it's her lips. or her eyes. or the way she bites her bottom lip. or her hair. i can't decide.

You mean all this??

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yes!

"cover your balls. i swing kung fu!"

(ok, that my np:)

1. Angelina Jolie
9. Scarlett Johansson
12. Salma Hayek
17. Beyonce Knowles
22. Jessica Alba
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
74. Heather Graham
75. Evangeline Lilly
99. Rebecca Romijn Stamos
100. Roselyn Sanchez

...are my top choices from that list, and inexplicably missing from FHM's list are Kellita Smith and Rhona Mitra.

no james king either.

One ever-so-slight problem: Robert Ritchie a/k/a Kid Rock has been all up in her... Damaged goods, brahs; damaged goods.

ew

Amanda Peet?
Britany Daniels?


rest my fucking case.

oh fuck yes.

she's got a twin sister too. hott.

identical twin? holy shit.

i guess. i've never actually seen her. her name is cynthia.

I may just have to break out my copy of Rules of Attraction again... And not just to reminisce over laughing for a good five minutes solid at the cinema in Romania where I saw it over the the line "out of the carseat, on to my meat" (don't get any ideas, Frostingspoon; I don't mean it literally... There is such a thing as too young (this has been your shiv-wannabe line of the day... so, it's doubly tongue-in-cheek)).

did anyone say zoey deschanel yet?

wtf

So, she unbends spoon's?

you bumped this thread to post a wikipedia link to a gilmore girls character? come on man, you gotta come with something better than that.

Oosp.

I'll add Rosa Kato even though she's only famous in Japan.