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 Post subject: Holy Hell, Looks Like Van IS Still The Man
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i can't imagine a kid at 32, but I REALLY can't imagine one at 64.

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I'm impressed a woman could locate the nads on that sour old fatty.
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shit, this ain't nothin'

didn't tony randall fire one out at like 85 or 90 or somesuch?

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didn't tony randall fire one out at like 85 or 90 or somesuch?

And that was more noteworthy for the fact that Tony Randall hadn't seen the inside of a vagina since his fetal moonwalk through the birth canal.
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 Post subject: Re: Holy Hell, Looks Like Van IS Still The Man
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some Tom Cruise turkey baster action right there

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I just noticed his pants...what's going on with them? Its like they're not full acid-wash.

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Maybe it's a plastic coating to keep his pee off the baby

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That poor baby. No doubt being berated by thousands of vaudeville jokes.

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didn't tony randall fire one out at like 85 or 90 or somesuch?

And that was more noteworthy for the fact that Tony Randall hadn't seen the inside of a vagina since his fetal moonwalk through the birth canal.


DING!

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There is no mini Van after all.
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There is no mini Van after all.
Van Morrison Baby Report a hoax


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I'm impressed a woman could locate the nads on that sour old fatty.

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oh God.


His daughter Shana...

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... and he has two kids now who are under 4 years old. Leave Van alone...

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Sheeeeiiiit, my dad just had a kid last year at 62 and another one a few days ago at 63.
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harry Wrote:
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oh God.


His daughter Shana...

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... and he has two kids now who are under 4 years old. Leave Van alone...


Yeah, but did they say that she was the spittin' image of daddy, though?

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thisotherkingdom Wrote:
Sheeeeiiiit, my dad just had a kid last year at 62 and another one a few days ago at 63.


On purpose? If so, what's his reasoning?

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thisotherkingdom Wrote:
Sheeeeiiiit, my dad just had a kid last year at 62 and another one a few days ago at 63.


On purpose? If so, what's his reasoning?


Wanna ask him for me? Cuz I'd love to know. Been an only child for 28 years, now I've got two half-siblings.
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thisotherkingdom Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
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Sheeeeiiiit, my dad just had a kid last year at 62 and another one a few days ago at 63.


On purpose? If so, what's his reasoning?


Wanna ask him for me? Cuz I'd love to know. Been an only child for 28 years, now I've got two half-siblings.


Maybe because yr not mowing the lawn anymore. He's looking towards retirement.

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Sheeeeiiiit, my dad just had a kid last year at 62 and another one a few days ago at 63.


dumb.
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