African Americans seem to have a lot of free time. They always come up with such creative stuff.

Topic: #Thuglife

i hopped the turnstyle the other day becuz i was too lazy to put more money on my metro card

My geometry teacher in HS gave me a C, so i pulled the race card and she changed it to a B.

At the end of a movie .. I throw uneaten popcorn all over the floor and spill my soda on the floor

i don't put my phone on vibrate when i go to the movies...matter a fact i put it on the highest volume

I put my elbows on the dinner table!

I'll go to the white house and say Fuck Obama cuz he hasnt done shit

i robbed my own wife to pay our rent

I told steve wonder to look on the brightside

Bustin my gun makes my dick hard!

I blew my rent on New Years Eve, now I hav no ware to stay

I just got into a serious altercation over malt liquor

I PULLED OUT A KNIFE AND FORK AND FILET-MIGNON THAT PUSSY

I purposely ash blunts not n da ashtray

wen people hold the door for me, i dont say thank you

we drivin by w. dem heads light off we kno where u stay.wat u did we dnt play that shit nigga we dnt play

If I come to ya house and I see something I like... I'm takin that shit!

can we kill that dude

it's really kind of frightening to see shit like this as the Trending Topics.

haha, that looks familiar.

yup.

Isn't twittering the opposite of thug by definition?

real thugs don't twitter. they fuck bitches.

and failing that, jack off.

wait, what?

i'm just going by what the thugs are saying on twitter.

do you know some thugs yail?

I think he was saying if they don't fuck bitches, they jerk off.

#whatwereyouthinking

#sheprobablyahoe

#doesntmeanyourblack

wow.

percentage of these people that work at fast food chains is probably through the roof.

#bonnarooclues

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23bonnarooclues

Yeah, my co-worker alerted me to that one. Real possibility for expulsion on that one.

When he ain't fuhin, he jackin off - just like every other Real Man, Dalen.

lol, i refer to Sébastian as The Real Man. seriously, I rarely call him by his name.

hahaha.

Oh yeah, kids get nicknames easily around me -- M is known as Snorg or Grunto right now.

And, I assume they will both be Real Men one day.

#grandmawhy

minorities have a lot of free time it seems.

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