I'm playing the Ndamukong Suh reference/ one second FG clip game tonight, since I'm watching the event without specifically rooting for one team.

Holy Shit, Nick Saban must have ate a retard sandwich before coming on the field.
Who fakes a punt in the first few minutes of a National Title game?

Did Colt McCoy just get knocked out of the game on a relatively weak hit?

My Cornhuskers finish as the #1 scoring defense thanks to the Longhorns scoring two quick FG's.

Looks like a shoulder issue.

But yeah, Bama is a monkey fucking a football right now.

Yeah, the Tide look like complete ass right now

I still don't get how McCoy got hurt on such a pussy hit, unless he was hiding an injury sustained by one of the many hits he took from Suh.

Tide takes the lead thanks to Ingram and the running game.

I would have thought that Alabama would be the most likely to throw a game.
Saban being a mercenary coach and the three recent probations versus Texas being the big bread winner in college football.

I hate to say it, but Florida would be playing much better against Bama with a back-up QB than the Longhorns are capable of doing without McCoy.
That's what you get when you have a one-trick pony offense that relies on one guy.
I still can't believe he was hurt during such a lame play.

now that was a spin move

This game is awful. I wish they could shut it down.

Promethium reminds me of Patton Oswalt on Big Fan.

I haven't seen that, I'll have to check it out, but what a pathetic ending to the CFB season.
We didn't get one good BCS game.

I thought the hit looked pretty plausible... from the side, compressed his shoulder and neck...

But:

1. Alabama's band is really fat. Lots of people with big ole asses.
2. This game is going to get totally ugly in the second half. Bama, 44-13.

After watching the trailer for Big Fan, I can honestly state that isn't me. I don't do sports talk radio, and never approach Husker Football players. I always feel creeped out when I see grown men approach a college football player for a photograph or autograph.
Also I would never sit outside Memorial Stadium for a home football game and listen to it on the radio while tailgating.

yes you would.

No, I really wouldn't. I live less than a mile from campus and the stadium, and only went there once during a game day and that was when I had tickets to the 300th Sellout game.
I didn't even go to the downtown bars after the first two games against Sun Belt conference opponents, and I don't usually go to the Spring game.
The last time I stood outside a stadium was to watch Nebraska Baseball beat Rice to make it to its first CWS, since the old on-campus stadium was too small to fit all who wanted to watch the game.

promethium I think you might be playing into his hand.

With that touchdown, Texas has put up more yards against that Bama defense than they did my Huskers.
I can only imagine what would have been with a serviceable offense to complement the Blackshirts this season.

You're probably right, but having seen the trailer for that film, I didn't necessarily enjoyed being compared to a guy who gets beat up by his favorite player and awakes from a coma to ask "Who won the game?"

would you please stop talking about the motherfucking cornhuskers christ on a cross

LMAO

oh, boy of robots

You know, if Texas' receivers hadn't dropped so many passes and Brown hadn't called that dumb ass shuttle pass... Texas could be ahead. 'Bama doesn't look that good really. Maybe Boise State should be #1.... ha ha aha ahahhaha... Fucking Saban...

If McCoy were to come back in the game, TX could win.