It's like we're a suburb of Hipinion these days.

attn: bloor, derris

skip to :33

jesus. girl #966

nope. it's a 15 year old frat party.

Skipped ahead to find this one. Either He Poos Clouds (Owen Pallet Style) and Goes Crystal Pepsi, or I wish I'd never seen this...

Does anybody have a radio edit version of "What's My Name" or "Gin and Juice"?

i hope michael is her fiance.

"th love-cave-in-between-my-legs"

"Other Pussy" is the best part there.

cig/earring

classy

Rads is the guy in white pants btw.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100110/ap_ ... _sex_robot

LAS VEGAS – A New Jersey company says it has developed "the world's first sex robot," a life-size rubber doll that's designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement.

At a demonstration at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on Saturday, the dark-haired, negligee-clad robot said "I love holding hands with you" when it sensed that its creator touched its hand.

Another action, this one unprintable, elicited a different vocal response from Roxxxy the robot. The level of sophistication demonstrated was not beyond that of a child's talking toy, but Roxxxy has a lot more brains than that — there's a laptop connected to cables coming out of its back. It has touch sensors at strategic

locations and can sense when it's being moved. But it can't move on its own, not even to turn its head or move its lips. The sound comes out of an internal loudspeaker.

Douglas Hines, founder of Lincoln Park, N.J.-based True Companion LLC, said Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations. The real aim, he said, is to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to.

"Sex only goes so far — then you want to be able to talk to the person," Hines said.

The phrases that were demonstrated were prerecorded, but the robot will also be able to synthesize phrases out of prerecorded words and sounds, Hines said. The laptop will receive updates over the Internet to expand the robot's capabilities and vocabulary. Since Hines is a soccer fan, it can already discuss Manchester United, he said. It snores, too.

Owners will also be able to select different personalities for Roxxxy, from "Wild Wendy" to "Frigid Farrah," Hines said. He's charging somewhere from $7,000 to $9,000 for the robot, including the laptop, and expects to start shipping in a few months.

Why would someone pay $9000 for a Frigid Farrah when they already have one at home?

because it's not rape if it's a robot.

Holy shit!

I absolutely remember that shit. That was probably the height of my Hawk fandom as a kid. I don't remember the video or the verses but totally remember the chorus. I think they even used to play it at the old Omni where they used to play.

Damn. Spud Webb.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100111/en_ ... ision_leno

This is the part of the article that really made me guffaw.

"NBC said its green light for next season's pilots included an updated version of the 1970s detective show "The Rockford Files"

maybe promethium can answer that.

nice attempt at a burn, but wouldn't original question imply that I would already have to be married.
also: Pot Kettle Black

you live in nebraska.

Yeah, I do. At least a bunch of hicks here in the Cornhusker state didn't get fooled by a bunch of Aqua Teen signs.
And I pay less to live here to do basically the same thing you do every day.