If that were released as an mp3 with a swedish band name, Dale would buy it in a heartbeat.

gotta love when Kyle thinks he's being clever, but FAILS.

The caps lock really seals it.

http://tinyurl.com/yk8sk4l

Last week a victim's face was peeled from his skull and sewn onto a soccer ball.

Tom Hanks?

Today's Shopping List Of The Terminally Weird: Neosporin, fresh pineapple, shaving cream, taters, Band-Aids, bug spray. And the guy at the produce stand threw in lagniappe- a navel orange.

I know the price tag on Pinkey's Special looks pretty steep, but let me tell you, it's worth every penny.

I can only afford a dry bob.

FT at your service!

I hope Jay Leno rots in hell, that unfunny smug prick.

http://defamer.gawker.com/5446555/state ... r-midnight

seriously, Leno needs to just go away.

Leno sucks. Jaywalking is the only funny thing he does and that is because the people on it are idiots. He could just as easily show clips of people falling down or stepping on rakes.

Conan is truly the man. His monologue last night took some balls and I especially liked the joke about hiring that attorney which the audience totally missed..

Definitely NSFW

that's awesome.

I miss Bill Hicks. That bit is especially brutal became he started out with Leno and respected him until he sold out. Other comics, like Patton Oswalt, share his opinion.

Something about this GIF:


If anyone could resize it, I would love to use it for my avatar.

Oh, man, I lol'd.

Is that GWAR?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

World of Sport
Compiled by Eoghan Morrissey

Go figure: Jana Rawlinson has decided her natural shape gives her a competitive edge Hurdler makes a clean breast of win or bust

Hurdler Jana Rawlinson has had her breast implants removed to boost her chances of winning a medal for Australia at the 2012 Olympics. Rawlinson, whose private life has often made headlines in Australia, said she enjoyed having larger breasts but did not want to "short-change Australia".

"I absolutely loved having bigger boobs, but finally I've grown up enough to know myself; to be honest about who I am when I look in the mirror," Rawlinson told Woman's Day magazine. "I don't want to short-change Australia either – I want to feel the most athletic I can, to know that I'm standing on the track in London the fittest I can be."

The double 400m hurdles world champion told the Australian magazine she had the implants in July 2008 because she was unhappy with her athletic figure.

"When I looked in the mirror I just saw muscled arms, broad shoulders and big, strong legs," she said. "These are assets I need to run well, but they didn't make me feel like an attractive woman." In September of last year, she changed her mind and had the implants removed, just one month after she missed the World Championships with a bulging disk in her back.

"There are a couple of girls – who I won't name – in world athletics who are Olympic champions, but they look like men and I don't want to be like that." It's not the only thing that the athlete has changed her mind over.

Rawlinson, who won the 400m hurdles at the 2003 Paris world championships and four years later in Osaka, also announced that soon as her recent divorce is finalised, she's planning to get married again to her soon-to-be ex-husband who also happens to be her ex-coach as well.

Another article states the implants cost her $11,000.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND BITCH.

Pat Robertson says Haiti is cursed because they made a pact with the devil to rid themselves of the French...emphasizes, "true story."

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201001130024

So these "Rock Boat" cruises, where a buncha of people (mostly girls) buy tickets and get on a cruise liner for a week, and it's full of bands, and there's concerts and drinking and whatnot the whole time... giant groupie bangfest, or sad water-born debacle?

I ask because a friend on FB is a drummer, and he's showing up in 6 full photo albums so far from girls who went on the cruise and tagged him. Some of the girls are cute, most are not. All are drunk. I just don't know what to make of it.