CONGRATULATIONS
please keep your fingers crossed for me
are you a pisces by any chance?

yes im a pisces

Get a room.

im curious as to what the stars had to do with my job getting?

There's probably a class on it in your hippy tree-house-building grad school.

apparently jupiter is in pisces for most of 2010 which is extremely rare and very good luck, so i'm told. i'm pisces too and also hoping for job improvement very very soon.

go figure

I'm trying to teach one of our brokers and the bosswilleatyou's wife graphic design in two days. Broker is doing okay with it..she's stressed out as hell. Fun stuff!

I turn to bosswilleatyou's wife and I says..."if you really want to succeed at this, like me, you need to start smoking maaaaad weed ...otherwise the monotony will eat you slowly from the inside"
She just goes "Okay... you'll have to help me with that too."

Poor lady.

Sounds like she wants you to bang her too.

congrats, semke

you are the kent hrbek of obner!

i went out with bosswilleatyou and some coworkers "one last time" last night after work.

nothing exciting really. except that he had waaaay too many drinks for someone with a recent DUI. fortunately he doesn't have whiskey plates because he transferred his car to another employee (underneath him) to avoid that. i'm sure that kind of fraud isn't a really big deal. nothing he could lose his law license over right?

im super happy this is my last day.

Sounds like you need to pitch them on freelance work so you can get a new couch for your van, cats.

(I'm being serious, though)

ALSO:
i just had two beers and two waters at the bar...
then
i got stuck in the sea of brakelights on the way home.
usually only a 15-20 minute drive
last night it was a full hour...
about halfway into it i
was having some serious bladder pain.

i started looking around the car.

under the driver seat i found
a mason jar
with a nice
big
opening.

i started undoing my pants...
and i thought
"what are you doing?
are you really going to pee while you're driving??!
can't you wait ten more minutes you fucking idiot wimp?"

so i zipped my pants back up.

my car advanced 20 feet and the
light changed red again.

it was a quart jar.

i filled it to the brim
and i didn't even finish peeing.

They are planning on hiring me for occasional Saturday training/catch up/ $50/hr cash work but I REALLY hate the thought of ever setting foot in here again.

But you like the thought of extra money - so just bear down and do it, bro.

So either you're the only other person I know with the sphincter control to stop peeing at will, or you pissed all over the molo van?

I stopped peeing. Not that hard for me. Especially since I had just released a quart.

I thought being able to pinch it off was a myth.

Not a myth. College roomates didn't believe me, made me drink 4 bud lights, wait 30 minutes, then piss around the corner with the door open so it's audible. On their command, it ceased.

Stopping the stream is apparently a good technique for controlling yourself during INTERCOURSE

i don't think i could do that.

I didn't know it was rare until then.

The last thing I want is to control myself during intercourse.

I got dat job interview today, so hopefully I'll be able to make my own thread soon.