Admit it, you'd love to be called Rudolf Schenker.
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INT. OFFICE - DAY - 2010
RUDOLF SCHENKER ENTERS OFFICE AND APPROACHES RECEPTIONIST
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Hi, I'm here for an interview at three o'clock.
RECEPTIONIST - What's your name?
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Schenker, Rudolf Schenker.
RECEPTIONIST - Three o' clock...ah, Mr. Schenker.
RECEPTIONIST PICKS UP TELEPHONE
RECEPTIONIST - Mr. Jones, there is a Mr. Schenker at reception, he has an interview at 3 o' clock....yes...yes.
RECEPTIONIST PUTS PHONE DOWN
RECEPTIONIST - Mr. Schenker could you take a seat please, they are running a little late but they shouldn't be long.
RUDOLF SCHENKER - OK, thanks.
RUDOLF SCHENKER TAKES A SEAT IN THE RECEPTION AREA.
A FEW MINUTES PASS BEFORE THE PHONE RINGS, IS ANSWERED BY THE RECEPTIONIST AND PROMPTLY PUT BACK DOWN.
RECEPTIONIST - Mr. Schenker, they are ready for you, it's down the corridor and the third door on the left.
RUDOLF SCHENKER - OK, thanks.
RUDOLF SCHENKER WALKS DOWN THE CORRIDOR TO THE THIRD DOOR, KNOCKS AND ENTERS
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Hi, I have an interview at three.
MR. JONES - Ah! Mr. Schenker. Rudolf Schenker.
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Yes
MR. JONES - Please take a seat, Mr. Schenker....do you mind if I call you Rudolf?
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Not at all.
MR. JONES - OK Rudolf it is. Let me introduce you to my colleagues; on my left is Cathy Morgenstein, head of Accounts.
CATHY MORGENSTEIN - Hi Rudolf
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Hi
MR. JONES - and on my right is Brian Cartwright, departmental supervisor.
BRIAN CARTWRIGHT - Hi Rudolf
RUDOLF SCHENKER - Hello
MR. JONES - And of course I'm Alan Jones, CEO of the company, now I have to say we had a look at your resume and we were all very impressed by it....now where did I put it....ah here's the pile....Schenker, Schenker, Schenker...it's in here somewhere... Schenker, Schenker, Schenker...terribly sorry about this Rudolf I do have it here somewhere...ah Schenker, got it!
FADE OUT
_________________ He has arrived, the mountebank from Bohemia, he has arrived, preceded by his reputation. Evil Dr. K "The Jimmy McNulty of Payment Protection Insurance"
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