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Dalen
 Post subject: Woman in front of me at Target....
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:41 pm 
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....farted, and it was horrendous. So bad, that I jumped out of line and went to the back. The couple the were then in back of her started making disgusted faces.

They might have thought it was me at that point, but it was the vile, fake breasted clone in front of me.

Life is confusing sometimes guys, and man does that woman need to eat better.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:43 pm 
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you should have taken a picture

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You should have offered to "shove it back in for her" Dalen.

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Im a doctor, and I think we need to discuss your diet....
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lol farts are funny

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ugh, i so hate when someone drops a bomb and looks come my way. i would move out of line too.
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Senator GAR in 2010! Wrote:
You should have offered to "shove it back in for her" Dalen.


:idea:

Oh man.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:34 am 
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she's hiding 2 children under that shirt.
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Senator LooGAR
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Dalen Wrote:
she's hiding 2 children under that shirt.


I bet her cart is full of those canned DAK Hams and those marshmallow peeps. And, she's paying with an EBT card.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Dalen
 Post subject: Re: Woman in front of me at Target....
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Senator GAR in 2010! Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
she's hiding 2 children under that shirt.


I bet her cart is full of those canned DAK Hams and those marshmallow peeps. And, she's paying with an EBT card.


the peeps are hidden under there too. she paid for the 10 Hungry man meals with her EBT though.
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