Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm





The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

Sir Elton said in the interview: "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. "I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead," he added.

In the interview, the singer also said he did not like being a celebrity any more because "fame attracts lunatics".

"Princess Diana, Gianni Versace, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, all dead. Two of them shot outside their houses. None of this would have happened if they hadn't been famous. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni died," he said.

The full interview will be published on Parade's website on Friday.

no woooooonder we have never seen Jesus with any broads.

Well, how else are you gonna get ink when you've reissued everything, and have become culturally dead.