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Yail Bloor
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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

This book hopes to change that.

Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!


:shock: :cheers: :rawk: :shock:

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Dalen
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Semen is nutritious, has a wonderful texture, amazing cooking properties, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic, commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants




:lol: :wanker:

the cheesecake calls for 8 ropes.
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Dalen
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Natural Harvest

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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"so, what do you do?"
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Actually yeah, one book.
"Nice! What's it about?"

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Dalen
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"Almost White Russian":

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.
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Cap'n Squirrgle
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Pearl-White Russian

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Senator LooGAR
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"Almost White Russian":

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes
Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.



I wonder how WInston Churchill would make a Cumtini? Glance at the Vermouth from across the room while shooting an 8 roper into the glass?

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Flying Rabbit
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is commonly available in many, if not most, ...restaurants.


ehhhh...

And, don't get to congratulatory on the author quite yet. Its self-published, so Random House isn't yearning to get this on the shelves quite yet.

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Yail Bloor
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I came before the amuse-bouche.

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MontyTheMongoose
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two guns holla
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I can't wait to incorporate "natural harvest" into my daily lexicon
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Yail Bloor
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Ask for it @ whole foods, two guns.

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MontyTheMongoose
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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
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is commonly available in many, if not most, ...restaurants.


ehhhh...


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MontyTheMongoose
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Ask for it @ whole foods, two guns.


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Where can I find your batch?
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Leon
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What gets me about this is that whoever wrote this must have tested all of these recipes out, I mean this guy must have gobbled an epic amount of cum.

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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Just thinking about PHOTOGRAPHING that food threatens to ruin the lunch I haven't eaten yet.

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Flying Rabbit
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Natural Harvest sounds like one of those Folk-Metal bands.

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man glaze is the best glaze.
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Dalen
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i wonder if each recipe calls for a little more, or a little less.
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...I mean this guy must have gobbled an epic amount of cum.


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http://www.rollingstone.com/Mythrod

There's another band name for you, too. Mythrod. :rawk:

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i wonder if each recipe calls for a little more, or a little less.



heaping dollops

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heaping schmears. hahahah
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Flying Rabbit
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