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Proper Course of Action?
1. Answer the door wearing a robe, holding a martini 18%  18%  [ 5 ]
2. Answer the door in nothing but a clean jock 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
3. Appear normal, slide her a napkin with "Backdoor Beauty?" written on it as she leaves 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
4. Assess her looks, then push her in a closet 11%  11%  [ 3 ]
5. Appear normal, hire her, then implement oneof the first 3 options. 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
6. Say "All your credentials are in order, but will you 3 way?" 11%  11%  [ 3 ]
7. Let the wife handle this 29%  29%  [ 8 ]
Total votes : 28
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Senator LooGAR
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Part time, for emergencies like when the day car closes, or the boy is sick. Where the fuck is ROGNEEB? I need some advice.

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Yail Bloor
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As your friend, I voted #7.

As a person who enjoys comedy, I endorse #5.

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Im old fashioned, I voted #1
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make sure you give her the number to your "private" blackberry.

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Senator LooGAR
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I'm leaning towards # 3, btw.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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We had an illegal working for us as a housekeeper in TX for a few months- she was great, other than a funky smell and, well, other things.


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if by "Let the wife handle this" you intend to have her answer the door in nothing but a clean jock then i choose that option.

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i voted 4.

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"Backdoor beauty" option, obviously.

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As you thank her for dropping by and and as you escort her out, quietly say "I'm wearing the magical garment by the way."

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DumpJack Wrote:
As you thank her for dropping by and and as you escort her out, quietly say "I'm wearing the magical garment by the way."


I voted 5 but kinda like this one. The correct answer though is call back and reschedule for a time Femgar and babygar won't be home and answer the door in a diaper.
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I voted 1, but that should be followed by 4...and depending how that goes...maybe 6.
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
As your friend, I voted #7.

As a person who enjoys comedy, I endorse #5.


as much as i want to endorse a full scale INVASION, i must agree with Yail.
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I said 5 because I'm not involved.

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make sure you give her the number to your "private" blackberry.


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I say go #3 as well, if you aren't going to suggest a threesome, that's the route I'd take.
If you're going to chicken out, you might as let the wife handle it.

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There's no way anything but 7 or maybe 5 sans the "then implement one of the first 3 options" is going to happen, but almost mildly entertaining effort, Gar.

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bort Wrote:
if by "Let the wife handle this" you intend to have her answer the door in nothing but a clean jock then i choose that option.


FEMGAR works overtime as an ULTIMATE SURRENDER participant?
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billy g Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
As you thank her for dropping by and and as you escort her out, quietly say "I'm wearing the magical garment by the way."


I voted 5 but kinda like this one. The correct answer though is call back and reschedule for a time Femgar and babygar won't be home and answer the door in a diaper.


Dave's not that Republican, yet. You must have him confused with Dave Vitter, then.
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Show it to her...

The rest will take care of itself...

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I'm very disappointed, though not entirely surprised, that no one has chosen the clean jock option

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator GAR in 2010! Wrote:
I'm very disappointed, though not entirely surprised, that no one has chosen the clean jock option


Happy now?
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You'd have gotten more takers if it had been a dirty jock.
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